a woman walks into a doctors office with a pelican on her head. The doctor looks at the woman and asks whats wrong. the pelican says ppsstt up here, how do I get this woman off my feet.
another patient walks in as the doctor is examining him, he asks the doctor what happens if someone dies while leaving your office? the doctor says simple, I turn them around and make it look like they were walking in. the man says ah ok, now tell me what was up with the pelican on that womans head. the doctor said oh, as the pelican was the one with the complaint, I had to refer her to a vet.
