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Offline RickBulow74

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2595 on: July 23, 2020, 06:35:04 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2596 on: July 23, 2020, 08:04:42 AM »
a guys mother in law had come to visit but it seemed she had stayed for a very long time. his neighbour asks about her and says so qhere is she now. the guy says she is in the garden. the neighbour looks over tje fence and says where I do not see her. the guy says well you have to dig a little deeper then.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2597 on: July 23, 2020, 10:59:37 AM »
Heh heh...
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2598 on: July 24, 2020, 08:23:39 AM »
timmy abd family are stuck at home due to covid. timmy is getting bored. his father says I will let you do something exciting, I will show you how I had fun when I was your age. timmy said you mean you are going to show me how to ride a dinosaur?
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2599 on: July 24, 2020, 11:48:20 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2600 on: July 25, 2020, 08:42:35 AM »
my mother and law and I were happy for 20 plus yeas then we met and no one has been happy since
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2601 on: July 25, 2020, 11:58:00 AM »
LOL
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2602 on: July 25, 2020, 12:13:09 PM »
#BadJoke22

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2603 on: July 25, 2020, 01:02:32 PM »
*facepalms*
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2604 on: July 25, 2020, 03:14:15 PM »
Rick my friend,

Please take your meds.

 ;D ;)
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2605 on: July 26, 2020, 08:14:14 AM »
a man is playing golf with a line of guys waiting behind him. as he gets ready to hit the ball, a funeral procession goes by with a dog chasing the hearse. another guy walks up and asks what this is all about the man says well that was my mother in laws funeral procession that just went by. the guy says how did she die? the man says my dog, the one chasing the hearse bit her. the guy says mind if I borrow your dog? the man says get in line poiting to the line following him around the course.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2606 on: July 26, 2020, 01:46:04 PM »
#BadJoke23

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2607 on: July 26, 2020, 04:20:53 PM »
LOL
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2608 on: July 27, 2020, 08:32:44 AM »
a guy is telling his friend that his mother in law is never available on thursdays as she has a weekly appointment with satan to give HIM lessons in afflicting others.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2609 on: July 27, 2020, 11:07:58 AM »
Sounds about right.
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