a little laugh :-)

[MageNathaniel1]

a man is on a lifeboat with some other passengers from a sinking cruise ship. his wife was still on board. He offers a reward of $1000 to anyone who will go back and rescue her. one guy swims back and returns with a woman and says here she is, where is the $1000. the man says that is not my wife, that is my mother in law. the guy who rescued her says oops, umm how much do I owe you.

[RAGNAR]

LOL

[MageNathaniel1]

a man calls 911 and reports that his mother in law is trying to jump out of their window. the operstor says we will sond someone iver to help tslk her out of it. the man says forget that, send someone over to help me open the window it is stuck.

[RAGNAR]

Heh heh heh...

There ARE times when it literally means "Break glass in emergency".

[MageNathaniel1]

Two men are talking about their holiday plans. One says well, every Christmas I get sick for about a week which is exactly how ling my mother in law comes to visit.

[RAGNAR]

And that is why eggnog sales and liquor sales skyrocket.

[MageNathaniel1]

I once tried to drown my sorrows, unfoetunately my mother in law knows how to swim

[RAGNAR]

Club her unconscious first, a couple cinder block chained to her neck, and problem solved.

[MageNathaniel1]

a wife is complaining to her husband as she looks in the mirror and says I am getting old, my skin is wrinkling, my breasts are sagging as is my butt which is too big, then turns to him and says well, arent you goong to say anything to cheer me up? he says well, on the plus side there is nothing wrong with your eyesight

[RAGNAR]

Gotta wonder if he realized those were going to be his last words?

[MageNathaniel1]

a man said he has mixed emotions about the death of his mother in law. when asked qhy he said she had accidentslly driven off a cliff but was in his new car at the time.

[RAGNAR]

They make insurance for both.   

[MageNathaniel1]

a man and his wife went to florida to visit her mother. while there, they decided to tour an alligator farm. as they were looking about, his mother in law fell into one of the alligator pits. the man jumped into the pit to save the alligator.

[RAGNAR]

Poor gater...   

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke24

Q: Who was the spiciest knight of King Arthur's Round Table?
A: Sir Racha