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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2625 on: August 04, 2020, 07:27:49 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2626 on: August 04, 2020, 08:43:18 AM »
the mother in law said to her son in law I know you cannot wait until I am dead, I bet you will dance on my grave. The man replied never, you know how much I hate waiting in lines.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2627 on: August 04, 2020, 09:06:37 AM »
Yes Rick my friend... you did warn us of bad jokes. LOL
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2628 on: August 04, 2020, 09:07:47 AM »
Quote from: MageNathaniel1 on August 04, 2020, 08:43:18 AM
the mother in law said to her son in law I know you cannot wait until I am dead, I bet you will dance on my grave. The man replied never, you know how much I hate waiting in lines.

Heh heh heh...

She assumes she will actually get a grave and not just some ditch or ravine? LOL
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2629 on: August 05, 2020, 07:11:15 AM »
a man takes his dog to the vet and asks if there is a way to make him stop wagging his tail. the vet says that just means he is happy why would you want him to stop doing it? the man says my mother un law is coming tomorrow and I do not want anything to make her think she is welcome, I have already removed the welcome mats from the doorways. bit a wagging dog tail may give her the wrong impression.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2630 on: August 05, 2020, 09:19:49 AM »
Just meet her at the door, smile, and say "GO HOME."
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2631 on: August 06, 2020, 09:48:20 AM »
a man said his mother in law is mad at him because of the birthday gift he gave her. his friend said qhy would she get mad over a birthday gift? the man replied well I told her it was something for her bath, then gave her a toaster.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2632 on: August 06, 2020, 12:06:46 PM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2633 on: August 06, 2020, 05:48:44 PM »
 :-X :-\ :-X :-\ :-X :-\ :-X :-\
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2634 on: August 07, 2020, 08:19:55 AM »
I spent years looking for my mother in law's killer but have yet to find someone who will take the job
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2635 on: August 07, 2020, 11:14:51 AM »
How much you offering? LOL
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2636 on: August 08, 2020, 07:59:20 AM »
a group are talking about their vacations and other trips. they ask one guy about his trips, he says the best trip I ever took was when I dropped my mother in law off at the airport.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2637 on: August 08, 2020, 10:24:58 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2638 on: August 09, 2020, 07:28:52 AM »
I made the decision to take my mother in law off life support, I had to fight past 2 nurses a doctor and my wife to get to the plug but I managed it
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2639 on: August 09, 2020, 09:26:53 AM »
Mission accomplished!!!!!
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