Author Topic: a little laugh :-) (Read 579999 times)

RAGNAR · « **Reply #2670 on:** August 20, 2020, 07:42:57 AM »

*Facepalms*

MageNathaniel1 · « **Reply #2671 on:** August 21, 2020, 10:05:34 AM »

timmys class is touring the police station. on the board where the local most wanted are posted, timmy sees his fathers picture and says hiw nice it is that the police put a picture of his father on their wall, right at the top

RAGNAR · « **Reply #2672 on:** August 21, 2020, 05:37:20 PM »

"Family pride"

MageNathaniel1 · « **Reply #2673 on:** August 22, 2020, 09:32:46 AM »

timmy was talking with his friends father a cia agent and asked him what the most interesting case he ever worked on was. He replied with the usual, I could tell you but then I would have to kill you. timmy said well could you please tell my sister.

RAGNAR · « **Reply #2674 on:** August 22, 2020, 05:10:26 PM »

Heh heh...

MageNathaniel1 · « **Reply #2675 on:** August 23, 2020, 07:18:59 AM »

Timmy was walking through town with the family cow on a rope. the pastor sees him and asks where he is going with the cow. timmy says to mcginty's farm he has a bull and I am taking our cow there so the bull can get her pregnant. the pastor said isn't that more of a job for your father? timmy looks at the cow for a moment then says no, I think the bull is the best for the job.

RAGNAR · « **Reply #2676 on:** August 23, 2020, 08:46:42 AM »

MageNathaniel1 · « **Reply #2677 on:** August 24, 2020, 08:12:02 AM »

timmys teacher said if you have $8 and I have 8$ and I ask you to loan me your $8 what do you have. timmy said a knocked out teacher and me with $16

RAGNAR · « **Reply #2678 on:** August 24, 2020, 10:14:55 AM »

Timmy makes me proud.

MageNathaniel1 · « **Reply #2679 on:** August 25, 2020, 08:38:02 AM »

timmys teacher said if you have $100 abd I ask you yo lend me $25, how much do you have left? timmy said $100, you can ask all you want it doesnt mean I have to say yes.

RAGNAR · « **Reply #2680 on:** August 25, 2020, 05:20:50 PM »

MageNathaniel1 · « **Reply #2681 on:** August 26, 2020, 07:02:14 AM »

timmys father knew timmy had been given his report card but he had not seen it as uet so he asked timmy qhere it was timmy said I loaned it to my friend he wants to pass it off as his to scare his parents

RAGNAR · « **Reply #2682 on:** August 26, 2020, 02:47:02 PM »

MageNathaniel1 · « **Reply #2683 on:** August 27, 2020, 09:37:54 AM »

timmy had been sick and missed a few days of school. upon his return, he asks if anyone had missed him or noticed he had been gone. one student said why yes, we noticed it had been a lot quieter for those days but I am not aure anyone actually missed your snoring from the back of the room.

RAGNAR · « **Reply #2684 on:** August 27, 2020, 02:16:21 PM »

And Timmy kicked his ass after school and he was gone three days.

Heh heh...

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