a little laugh :-)

[MageNathaniel1]

timmy's father was talking about how so many famous people had died bob hope, steve jobs, johnny cash. timmy chimed in and said so now we have no hope, no jobs, and no cash does that mean when kevin bacon dies no more bacon too?

[RAGNAR]

Will always be bacon.

[MageNathaniel1]

timmy is going aboit the neighbourhood asking people if they meed any odd jobs done to make a bit of money. He comes accross and older gent who says I will pay you $50 to paint my porch and another $50 if you habe the job done today. timmy accepts the offer. A short time later timmy knocks on the gents door and saits he is done and by the way that is not a porche it is a ferrari

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke32

Q: What is it called when you wake up thinking it's a work day, but then you realize its the weekend?
A: Satur-YAY!

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke33

Q: Where do you find cow farts?
A: In the dairy air!

[RAGNAR]

Timmy never reaches the age of an old gent...

Gotta love YAYdays...

Well, two out of three is not bad I suppose.

 

[MageNathaniel1]

timmy's class had a substitute teacher she told the class, my name is Miss Prussy, there is an r after the 1st letter do not ever forget it and made them say her name properly. A few weeks later Miss Prussy returns and aska ok do you remember my name? timmy says let me see, I know there is an r after the 1st letter is it Miss Crunt?

[RAGNAR]

 

[MageNathaniel1]

one day timmy's parents are out, his father at work, his mother shopping. so he brings his girlfriend home and they start making out on the couch. His mother comes home earlier than expected and sees them. she chuckles at him having his 1st girl friend. timmy asks her not to tell his father so he will not be teased about having a girl firend and she agrees and says it will be our secret. the girl goes home. later that evening during dinner timmy's father notices a hicky on timmy's neck and asks him where he got it. timmy says it is a secret between him and his mother. the rest of dinner was very very quiet.

[RAGNAR]

Father is a pervert. LOL

[MageNathaniel1]

the teacher asks timmy if a store has a sale where one can buy 2 dozen bottles of wine for $2 each what is that? timmy says about 4 days worth at my house

[RAGNAR]

Heh heh...

[MageNathaniel1]

timmy had been particularly bad one year so to teach him a lesson, his parents put dog poop undsr the christmas tree. timmy comes down, sees the dog poop and starts looking all over the place and whistling. his parents asking him what he is doing. he replies obviously santa brought me a puppy but I cant find it anyplace

[RAGNAR]

And that night his parents discovered the dog poop inside their pillow cases.

[MageNathaniel1]

a guy who obviously has already had too much to drink stumbles into the local bar. the bartender saus no, have have already had enough, get out. the drunk goes around the building to the other door, the bartender saus I already told you no, now out. the drunk finds his way to the back door and atumbles through it. the bartender says how many times do I have to tell you out. the drunk says how many bars do you work at in this town?