a little laugh :-)

[RAGNAR]

LOL

[MageNathaniel1]

timmy had asked his father to help him learn fractions for an oral quiz the next day. the next morning the tracher asks timmy what is 1/8 +1/8  timmy says 1/4 she says right ok what is 1/4 + 1/4 timmy says 1/2 she says right ok what is 1/2 + 1/2  timmy says a full pint of vodka

[RAGNAR]

 

[MageNathaniel1]

timmys father was reading and article about horses abd says to timmys mother it says here thar horses have a photographic memory. she replied too bad the only images the ones you bet on ate of the rear ends of the winners.

[RAGNAR]

Rumor has it, Mother barely remembers her last comment.

[MageNathaniel1]

timmys sister is on a diet she comes out from weighing herself and says she has lost 10 lbs timmy who is standing near by says look behind you and you will find it

[RAGNAR]

Timmy might awaken in a couple days.

[MageNathaniel1]

timmy gets up in the night for a glass of water  he passes his parents bedroom and sees them going at it. timmy says ooo hoseback ride can I ride on your back daddy. his father relieved timmy did not ask questions allows him to get on his back and maintsins his tempo jist as his mother starts moaning. timmy says hold on yiggt this is where the milkman and I usually get thrown off.

[RAGNAR]

Bet that changed the rhythm...

[MageNathaniel1]

on the 1st day of school timmy asked the teacher if he could bring a deck of cards to the classroom. the teacher asked what for timmy said for when I get bored during your lectures

[RAGNAR]

Heh heh...

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke34

Q: Where do thumbs hang out after work?
A: At the Space Bar

[MageNathaniel1]

timmy's sister asked him to take a picture of her for her webpage. timmy starts to walk out of the room, she asks where are you going. timmy replies well you want me to take your picture so, I am going to get a wide angle lens so all of you will fit in the picture

[RAGNAR]

And Timmy woke up an hour later.

[MageNathaniel1]

timmy and his fri2nds qent out for a night on the town after the second stop they had only gone a block or so on the way to their third planned stop when timmy looked over and saw joe was missing and said we have to go back for him. they backed up to get joe. as they did one of his friends said I admire that you do not want to leave anyone behind. tinmy said well joe is the one with the money to pay for everything.