a little laugh :-)

[RAGNAR]

Practical.

[MageNathaniel1]

timmys mum calls the family to dinner. timmy arrives first and announces his sister has just become a vegetarian so he will be eating her portion of the meatloaf. his mother asked who told him she was a vegetarian. timmy said well if the mest is gone when she gets here and all that is left are the vegetables then she will be a vegetarian at least for tonight

[RAGNAR]

 

[MageNathaniel1]

one day timmys mum was driving him to school when a truck carring adult sex toys tipped over its load flying everywhere. A large dildo flew over the car. Timmy asked what was that. His mum, having seen what happened with the truck, knowing what it was said it was a fly. Timmy said it must have been huge given the size of its penis.

[RAGNAR]

Heh heh...

[MageNathaniel1]

timmy was at the park playing fetch with his dog. he accidentally threw the stick on to the lake. he was amazed when the dog walked on the water and retrieved the stick. he tried it again, same result. a man was approaching, timmy said watch this. he threw the stick on the lake, the dog again walked on the water and retrieved the stick. ti my said notice anything unusual about my dog. the ma  says yes obviously he does not know how to swim. ti.my hit him with the stick.

[RAGNAR]

 

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke35

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road across from the tavern.
A: To get a bock beer!

[MageNathaniel1]

the teacher gives timmys class an assignment to write a short essay about how to make the world a better place by removing just 1 thing. timmy asks the teacher how do you spell your name as he began the essay.

[RAGNAR]

#BadJoke35

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road across from the tavern.
A: To get a bock beer!

At least it had a reason bro!!!!!

[RAGNAR]

the teacher gives timmys class an assignment to write a short essay about how to make the world a better place by removing just 1 thing. timmy asks the teacher how do you spell your name as he began the essay.

I like this little guy.

[MageNathaniel1]

timmys teacher gave th3m an assignment to write a letter to a family member but it had to something they felt to be important and, while looking at timmy, clean.  Timmy wrote a letter to his mother that night I am hungry, I would love something made with bacon in it, like say a bacon cheese burger, written with all my love Timmy.

[RAGNAR]

Well.... meh...

[MageNathaniel1]

cant argue with his love for bacon

[MageNathaniel1]

timmys teacher said if you have $400 abd 1 friend texts you and says he needs $100 and another texts you and says she needs $200, what do you have. timmy said $400 and 2 blocked friends with unread messages.