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Offline RAGNAR

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2730 on: September 16, 2020, 02:19:50 PM »
LOL
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2731 on: September 17, 2020, 09:51:16 AM »
timmys mother tells him he has to start helpinb out around the house. timmy said I already do, I mean, I raised my feet when you were vacuumkng by the chair didnt I?
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2732 on: September 17, 2020, 10:29:54 AM »
That would have earned me bruised shins when I was little.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2733 on: September 17, 2020, 11:09:13 AM »
me too but this is timmy we are talking about lol
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2734 on: September 18, 2020, 07:36:33 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2735 on: September 18, 2020, 09:55:05 AM »
timmys class qas given an assignment to take a picture showing how pollution can ruin the encironment or landscape. timmy was trying to think of a place to take such a picture when his sister suggested he simply take a picture of his room as an example
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2736 on: September 18, 2020, 12:56:43 PM »
Time to remove the sister from the equation.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2737 on: September 19, 2020, 10:28:40 AM »
timmys mum was reading an article that said stress and anxiety can cause acne. timmy said see I told you school was a bad place to be.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2738 on: September 19, 2020, 01:40:33 PM »
#BadJoke36

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A: Cinder-relish!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2739 on: September 19, 2020, 01:42:08 PM »
#BadJoke37

Q: Why did the cookie buy a self-help book?
A: Because it had a chip on it's shoulder!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2740 on: September 19, 2020, 02:42:50 PM »
Quote from: MageNathaniel1 on September 19, 2020, 10:28:40 AM
timmys mum was reading an article that said stress and anxiety can cause acne. timmy said see I told you school was a bad place to be.

Inquiring minds want to know!!!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2741 on: September 19, 2020, 02:44:11 PM »
Quote from: RickBulow74 on September 19, 2020, 01:40:33 PM
#BadJoke36

Q: What is a princess's favorite hot dog topping?
A: Cinder-relish!

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Q: Why did the cookie buy a self-help book?
A: Because it had a chip on it's shoulder!
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Bro... "Bad" just does not do these justice. LOL
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2742 on: September 20, 2020, 10:32:38 AM »
timmys sister was trying to impress her date and stated she had attended 4 charm schools. timmy popped up and said yes and she flunked out of every one of them.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2743 on: September 20, 2020, 01:11:49 PM »
LOL
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2744 on: September 21, 2020, 02:33:29 PM »
when tinmy turned 21 he qent to the bar and yelled it is my birthday, give me  beer and give everyone else  a beer because when I drink, everyone drinks. everyone cheers and wishes him a happy brithday. he then says give me a hamburger and give one to everyone here because when I eat, everyone eats. they all cheer for him. a little while later he says give me my bill and give everyone else their bills too because when I pay, everyone pays.
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