a little laugh :-)

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke41

Q: Whaty do you get when you cross AquaMan with SpiderMan?
A: AquaNet

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke42

Q: What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
A: Sneakers!

[MageNathaniel1]

timmy found an old picture of his mum and was looking at it, he asked who was in the licture, she said it was her. he said you were so young and thin, she said yes. he then said too bad you are neither of those now.

[RAGNAR]

Rick my old friend, did you receive another head blow or something? LOL

Nate... Timmy is going to be taking a dirt nap very soon.

[MageNathaniel1]

timmys parents saw him smiling on the way to his room for his online class for school. thunking him and smiling for class were out of character, they asked him what the smile was about. he said well, I do not have to get up early for class, do not have to go outside and ride in a bus, and no matter what I do, the teacher cannot keep me after school 

[RAGNAR]

Heh heh...

[MageNathaniel1]

timmy was asked if he was the one who left the loo in a mess, he said not that he recalled. well you were the last one in there he was told. he said I have a rule if I do not remember it, it disnt happen and no one can prove otherwise

[RAGNAR]

There is a flaw with Timmy's theory in there. Parental accusations always seem to override their kid's ironclad factual proof.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke43

Q: Why did the pharmaceutical cross the road?
A: To get to the other side-effect

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke44

Q: What is a zombie's favorite treat?
A: You might think it's brain food, but it's actually eye candy!

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke45

Q: How did the coffee get so strong?
A: By doing the French press

[MageNathaniel1]

timmy came home with a large rip in his trousers near the pocket. his mum asked him what happened. he said he was walking their dog near the park when his handa got cold. he stuck his hands in his pockets holding the leash when the dog saw a squirrel. needless to say the leash ripped through the trousers and the dog dragfed him through the park. she looked about and said wheres the dog  he said that is the odd part he went up a tree after a squirrel and cant get back down.

[RAGNAR]

Rick... I like the eye candy joke!!!!!

Nate... borrow some of Rick's meds today.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke46

Q: What do you call two cows sunbathing together?
A: Fine leathered friends

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke47

Q: Why don't zombies like pirates?
A:  They\re too salty! Arr!