a little laugh :-)

[MageNathaniel1]

timmy always wanted the light left on when he went to bed afraid there was a monster under his bed . one day he turned off the light before getting into bed. his father asked what changed, what about the monster. timmy said oh, I left him a map to my sisters room, he can go in there, besides with all the guys she lets in her room, i do not think she will even notice.

[RAGNAR]

 

[MageNathaniel1]

timmys .um was sleeping in on a satirdsy morning. timmy came in and saw her asleep not moving so he pinched her she awoke and yelled what was that for. timmy said I wanted to know if I needed to call an ambulance for you. his mum said no but we may need one anyway looking at him

[RAGNAR]

 

[MageNathaniel1]

tinnys teacher asked him if your father borrowed $100 and promised to pay $10 a week, after 7 weeks how much would he owe. timmy said $100. the teacher said you do not know math very well. timmy said and you do not know my father very well.

[RAGNAR]

Neither Timmy or his teacher are very smart. At the end of seven weeks I would have the $100 and the next three weeks would be interest.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke48

Q: What did the tortoise say to his sweetheart?
A: I turtley love you

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke49

Q: Why don't werewolves ever know the time?
A: Because they're not whenwolves

[RickBulow74]

#Badjoke50

Q: Who's got the best dance moves at Thanksgiving?
A: The twerky!

[RAGNAR]

Rick my old friend... you worry me. 

[MageNathaniel1]

at timmys 1st job he asked what their sick leave poloce and health plan is. his boss said our health plan and policy is very simple if you plan on working here dont ever call in sick

[RAGNAR]

at timmys 1st job he asked what their sick leave poloce and health plan is. his boss said our health plan and policy is very simple if you plan on working here dont ever call in sick

I've had that policy lots of times.

[MageNathaniel1]

with covid many wives are watching videos on how to cut their husbands hair and doing so but if she offers a shave and haircut and takes out a straight razor, run and digure out what she found out about you later

[kemma]

with covid many wives are watching videos on how to cut their husbands hair and doing so but if she offers a shave and haircut and takes out a straight razor, run and digure out what she found out about you later

((Looks at Rags and JDL!!!!))

[RAGNAR]

*Facepalms*