a little laugh :-)

[MageNathaniel1]

timmy asks his mum what her breasts are for  she sidesteps the topic hoping he will forget about it. that night he asks his father about them. his father tries to avoid the topic but as timmy is little and keeps on aboit it saus they are like balloons when your mum dies we blow them up and they lift her to heaven. timmy seems satisfied withbthis and stops talking about the topic. the next day when his father comes home timmy runs to him upset and says his mum is dying. his father asks whats wrong timmy said uncle henry is in the bedroom with mum blowing up her balloons right now.

[RAGNAR]

Egawds...

[MageNathaniel1]

a man eas talking with his wife on how he could lose weiggt he starts by saying, ok I need 10,000 steps per day and it is 11 steps from the couch to the fridge, at which point she gave him the stare and prepared to smack hin

[RAGNAR]

He will get more steps once he starts running for his life.

[MageNathaniel1]

a wife who was always trying to get her husband to go on a diet fills the candy dish with candy corn for halloween. the husband sees it and asks why did you put candy corn in it, you know I hate candy corn. she smiled and said exactly.

[RAGNAR]

Time to move her out and replace her.

[MageNathaniel1]

timmys aunt showed a picture of herswlf when she was younger and said my husband went off to fight in the war and carried this picture with him into every battle he was in. timmy said did he use it to scare off the enemy?

[RAGNAR]

"Run Timmy Run!!!!!"

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke51

Q: Why do squash balls not drink coffee?
A: They are already bouncing off the walls!

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke52

Knock knock
Who's there?
Donna
Donna who
Dunna-nunna-nunna-nunna-nunna Batman!

[RAGNAR]

LOL *Facepalms*

[MageNathaniel1]

timmy gets home from riding the bus with his father into town. she asks how it was timmy said it was ok but daddy made me get up to let a woman sit down. his mum says that was nice of your father. timmy says I was aitting on daddy's lap at the time.

[RAGNAR]

*Facepalms*

[MageNathaniel1]

ti.mys teacher was rather strict on proper use of words. ine day timmy jumped up in class and said I have to go leak. the teacher said the proper word is urinate. now please use it in a sentence. timmy said you're an 8 but with better make up and some weight loss you'd be a 10

[RAGNAR]

And now Timmy is also leaking blood. But I still like his style.