a little laugh :-)

[MageNathaniel1]

timmy asks his mum why their dog sleeps so much. she says well he is an older dog and they do sleep a lot I actually poke him sometimes to make sure he is still alive  later that day, timmy came in from playing and saw his mum napping on the couch and went oce rand poked her then said just checking.

[kemma]

Raziel at work...

[kemma]

Hey Rags? You know more about Vikings then I do. Can you please confirm this? 

[MageNathaniel1]

lol on both the jar and the vikings

[RAGNAR]

Hey Rags? You know more about Vikings then I do. Can you please confirm this? 

No authority here, but rumor has it, if he poked his Mother, he would die. LOL

[MageNathaniel1]

when yinmy was little  his teacher asked the class for examoles of things not to put in their mouths. timmy said a light bulb. the teacher said good now can you tell me why not to out it in your mouth? timmy said I dont know but I keep hearing my mum tell my dad to turn off the light before you put it in my mouth.

[MageNathaniel1]

when timmy was little his teacher was discussing the benefits of exercise for all ages. timmy said my father is a good runner. the teacher said oh? timmy replied yes, he runs from the police, the bill collectors, and his bookie.

[RAGNAR]

Heh...

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke53

Q: How did the couple pay for their trip to Hawaii?
A: They bought it on lei-away.

[MageNathaniel1]

when timmy's father gets home, timmy says that big guy you owe the money to was here looking for you. his father said oh, did he say where he was going when he left? tinny replied, who says he left, he is right behind you.

[RAGNAR]

#BadJoke53

Q: How did the couple pay for their trip to Hawaii?
A: They bought it on lei-away.

UUUuuuugh......

And check your board IM's my friend!!!!!

[RAGNAR]

when timmy's father gets home, timmy says that big guy you owe the money to was here looking for you. his father said oh, did he say where he was going when he left? tinny replied, who says he left, he is right behind you.

Uh oh...

[MageNathaniel1]

timmys father comes home with a pizza and says I brought dinner home. his wife replied, I told you I was cooking dinner tonight. He said, I know, that's why I brought the pizza home.

[RAGNAR]

I really hope he likes pizza, it will be a fashion statement after his woman makes him wear it!!!!!

[MageNathaniel1]

with the quality of candidates running for office this year, I am voting for my cat, who I think can do a better job and has a better chance of winning.