a little laugh :-)

[RAGNAR]

 But he is a pussy.

[MageNathaniel1]

timmys mum asked her husband to take a picture of her and her mum together using her new cell phone. He willingly obliged them but the trouble began when he entitled the picture beauty and the beast.

[RAGNAR]

But which was which?

[MageNathaniel1]

timmy was doing sit ups to help stay in shape. he was boating about how many he could do then asked his father how many he could do, his mum chimed in and said your father doesn't do sit ups he just barely manages sit downs

[RAGNAR]

He never gets to sit down. Too busy working to support that useless wench of a female. Slap a collar on her and show her where she belongs.

[MageNathaniel1]

timmy was concerned about his job security so he asked his boss how secure is my position in the company. his boss said every position in this vompany is vital so your position is quite safe. timmy felt a brief bit of relief until his boss said the only thing that changes regularly is the person in that position.

[MageNathaniel1]

timmy's sister had a 2nd dste with a boy. when he showed up to pick her up, she said you are not like any other guy I have dated. he asked how so? timmy popped up and said vecause you showed up for a 2nd date instead of running away screaming after the 1st one.

[MageNathaniel1]

timmys mum comes home from shopping with many bags of items. his father says wow that must have been some sale. she replies no, it was quite disappointing, the sales selection was quite limited. so I had to buy everything at full price

[RAGNAR]

The divorce goes into effect December 7th.

[MageNathaniel1]

with the way 2020 has been going it is going to be hard to tell the difference between halloween and any other day, goblins, ghouls and the like walking down the street will seem so normal not to mention the people wearing masks.

[RAGNAR]

 

[MageNathaniel1]

timmys father said you know, we should decorate the outside of the house for halloween, you know make it look run down, broken shutters, conwebs, spiders and the like. timmy said but it already looks like that. his mum said your father is just looking for a way to avoid work.

[MageNathaniel1]

a group of marine recruits nearing graduation are comparing notes and debating on who the laziest recruit in their group is. they begin making bets and select a corporal to help make the decision, each oresents his case to the group for being the laziest. just as the last one speaks and the corporal is about to decide, they hear someone from the far corner bunk say would someone please roll me ober and just put the money in my pocket. he won

[RAGNAR]

Must have been a Squid instead of a Marine.   

[MageNathaniel1]

Spoken like a Marine Rags   smiles