a little laugh :-)

[MageNathaniel1]

after being arrested for fighting in the pub, mcginty denied it being him. when the police showed him the video, he said wow that bloke what looks like me sure has a good left hook.

[RAGNAR]

LOL

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy is sitting at the bar in the local pub. the local known bukky walks up hits chauncy in the neck from behind and says that was a karate chop from japan. a bit later they same bloke hits him again and says that was a karate chop from china. chauncy gets up leaves for a few minutes, returns and hits the bloke from behind knocking him oit and says that was a crow bar from sears

[RAGNAR]

Works for me.

[MageNathaniel1]

a woman is awoken in the night by a knock on the door. She answers and sees it is a poloce officer. the officer says I have bad news, your husband has drowned in a vat of beer. the woman says how can this be? the officer said well, seems he was drunk when he went to work at the brewery and fell into the vat, it took him 3 hiurs to drown in the vat. she says three hours, how is that possible, he must have fought until the very end, why disnt someone pull him out? the officer said well, I am sure it would have been quicker, had he not gotten out several times to use the loo.

[RAGNAR]

Heh heh...

[MageNathaniel1]

at my age, bending over to touch my toes is not a challenge, however, I may need 2 paramedics and a chiropractor to stand back up.

[RAGNAR]

LOL Getting down is always easier. Gravity helps.

[MageNathaniel1]

mcginty is dining in a strak house and is known for ribbing chefs. he calls to the waiter to tell the chef he needs something better to cut his steak with. the waiter says I can bring you a steak knife. mcginty says I was thinking more along the lines of a chainsaw. the chef heard the commotion and for some reason no one has heard from mcginty since

[RAGNAR]

Check the bin of ground beef in the walk-in.

[MageNathaniel1]

come to think of ot, the meat at that steak house has tasted a little off lately

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke58

Q: How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
A: He gave her a ring

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke59

Q: What did one cupcake say to the other?
A: You ain't seen muffin yet

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke60

Q: What do bakers and sunbathers have in common?
A: They don't like to burn their buns

[MageNathaniel1]

a cop sees a guy stumble put of a bar at 2 am. the guy drops his keys about 4 times on the way to his car and always has trouble picking them up. he nearly falls down several times. he finally reaches his car and seems to be having trouble putting the key into the foor to unlock it. seeing enough, the cop goes over and ztsrts putting the guy through every dui test he can think of. as this is going on, the other pateons are coming out, going to their cars and leaving. the guy aces every test. the cop finally pulls out the portable breathalayzer and has him blow into it, 0.0. the guy is clearly not drunk. the cop aska him what all that stumbling around was about. the guy says I am the designated decoy.