a little laugh :-)

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy is driving home from the pub late at night, shortly after the pubs have closed. he gets pulled over, given the time, the constables are looking for those driving under influence. The constable asks chauncy and just where might you be headed at this late hour? chauncy replies, I am on my way to a lecture about drinking. the constable asks and just who would be giving such a lecture at this wee hour? chaincy says my wife as soon as I get home.

[RAGNAR]

The correct answer to "Where are you going" is...

"NUNYA!!!!!"

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy asks his wife what is for dinner. she says she received a secret recipie from her mum and will be trying it. chauncy replied, I have had your mum's cooking, please tell her to keep the recipie a secret.

[RAGNAR]

Aaaaaaand it is time to go stay in the mancave awhile. 

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy's wife made left overs. he compalins, not this again. she replied well if you think you can do better, you lut something on the table. chauncy says right, I will and it will be better than this to be sure as he gets up and heada toward the door. she says the kitchen os that way, where are you going. chauncy says to the take Indian take away place down the street. He did not make it to the door.

[RAGNAR]

He needed to move quicker.

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy went to sean's house. as soonnas sean saw chauncy, he said do not ask to borrow money. chauncy saidnow dont think I would come here just to borrow money from you but, now that you mention it, I dont suppose you would have $20 that I could look after for you for a week or two do you?

[RAGNAR]

Rumor has it the slam of the door is still being heard around the world.

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy's wife sees their son wearing his father's glasses. she asks why he has them on. he replies he wanted to be more like his father and thought they would help. she asks well did it work? he said no they jist made me dizzy and confused. she says ah so they did work then.

[RAGNAR]

Must have  been wearing them when he married.

[MageNathaniel1]

a scientist named henry invented a potion to turn people into turkeys as a prank but as no one was around to test it, he tested it on himselrlf. the good news is the potion worked  the bad news is he did it on thanksgiving and the lab will now miss him.

[RAGNAR]

Scientists... Members of the higher educated class.

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy was in the pub and ordered another beer. the tender said dont you think you habe had enough, I mean, you are on the floor. chauncy said just put a funnel in my mouth and pour.

[RAGNAR]

If one can indicate somehow they want another, give it to them. They haven't had enough yet.

 

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy is headed toward the door, just as somone knocks. he opens the door to find the manager there who says may I come in and discuss how you are planning to catch up on your rent. chaincy saus sure come on in. as they enter, he leaves and closes the door on his way to the pub.