a little laugh :-)

[RAGNAR]

Heh...

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy is in the pub, the keep says you have had enough. chauncy looks over to him and says which of you four said that?

[RAGNAR]

Nope, he hasn't had enough. There should be six of them.

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy and his wife are eating dinner. he says what did you do differently when you made this? she asks why is something wrong with it? he says no, it is actually edible.  who know it was possibly his last meal.

[RAGNAR]

Any man with a steady female presence knew it.

[Izee]

...SLAMS my baking pan on Chauncy's head!!!!

[MageNathaniel1]

Izee, I didnt know you know chauncy.

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy gave his wife a bracelet saying it belonged to his grandmum. his wofe looked at it and said it is quite nice but umm why does it have DNR inscribed on it?

[RAGNAR]

 

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy's wife said did you hear me when I said my mum may pop by for a visit today? chauncy replied I heard you, I just needed to make some adjustments to the door locks to make sure qe project the proper message to her and bring in the welcome mat to add to it.  2 seconds later smack.

[RAGNAR]

Safer just to text his reply.

[MageNathaniel1]

from a pub in another town

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy's wife said chauncy never plays monoply because it is too close to his actual life, he ends up owing everyone money and going to jail often.

[RAGNAR]

Sounds like most of the US in another couple weeks.   

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy was embarassed to be thrown out of the pub. it wasnt so much that he got thrown out that was the problem, it was the fact that it was the barmaid what did the throwing. he did not know she is a former lady wrestler