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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2925 on: December 04, 2020, 05:47:28 PM »
Damn Amazons. Every guy should own a couple.   ;D ::)
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2926 on: December 05, 2020, 08:40:55 AM »
timmys sister asks their mum if she can get those lip inkections models and actors get to male her lips look fuller and her more interesting. timmy replied if you want to be more interesting, you need brain injections not lip injections.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2927 on: December 05, 2020, 02:07:11 PM »
Timmy's funeral is in three days.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2928 on: December 06, 2020, 07:38:15 AM »
chauncy and sean are arguing in the pub. the keep says now chauncy you know sean is entitled to his opinion on whatever it is you two are fighting about. chauncybsays I know but he keeos saying your pub is falling apart. sean was ejected.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2929 on: December 06, 2020, 02:37:33 PM »
Who knew...  :o
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2930 on: December 07, 2020, 09:32:29 AM »
chauncy was asked to fill out a survey on why he chose the pub he was in. he wrote because it is the only one in town that has not banned me.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2931 on: December 07, 2020, 05:26:09 PM »
Makes perfect sense to me.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2932 on: December 08, 2020, 09:55:27 AM »
someone asked chauncy if he had served in the military. he replied he had. another said got a high rank I heard too something like field marshal. no  that was court martial replied sean.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2933 on: December 08, 2020, 02:26:19 PM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2934 on: December 09, 2020, 07:39:58 AM »
chauncy comes acctiss a group collecting money to help local animal support groups. they ask him to contribute. he says matter of fact I am in my way to support some animals now. I am in my way to the race track betting office.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2935 on: December 10, 2020, 09:40:44 AM »
chauncy comes home and announces he brought chinese takeaway for dinner. his wife says, you knew I was cooking tonight. chauncy replies exactly which us why I brought home the takeaway.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2936 on: December 11, 2020, 01:22:43 AM »
Ever seen a guy force-fed Chinese? It isn't pretty.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2937 on: December 11, 2020, 07:29:27 AM »
it was the 1st game of the year for the local football (aka soccer) team. someone asked sean why chauncy wasnt on the pitch, didnt he make the team this year? sean replied he made the team this uear but could not make bail last night.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2938 on: December 11, 2020, 06:33:04 PM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2939 on: December 12, 2020, 07:27:10 AM »
the pub keep told chauncy he was not getting any more drinks until he paid his tab and to leave and not return. chauncy said if I cant return how am I to pay my tab. the keep ejected chauncy.
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