a little laugh :-)

[RAGNAR]

Kiss that tab goodbye.

[MageNathaniel1]

as the trial was winding down and the jury charged with dilberting the verdict chauncy heard one of the jurors yell he is guilty of all charges lets vote and get on with it. I suppose it is only a chance happening that his mother in law was one of the jurors.

[RAGNAR]

Finished before he gets started...

[MageNathaniel1]

sean's mobile rings he answers and says no, I do not need a loan. chauncy grabs the mobile and says did you say something about a loan?

[RAGNAR]

I hate telemarketers.

We should have a button on our phones that says "NUKE".

Telemarketer calls, we press NUKE, their phone detonates taking the caller and everything within a 20 meter radius to a far far place never to return. Unless of course bits and pieces rain down around where they once were.

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy says never borrow money from someone who is young with a good memory only borrow from those who are a bit older and easily forget things, like how much you borrowed.

[RAGNAR]

Shame on him. Let's roll him when he comes out of the watering hole. Heh heh...

[MageNathaniel1]

sean asked chauncy if he is going to his class reunion. chauncy said no, everyone there expects me to pay them back the money I borrowed while in school.

[RAGNAR]

Chauncy needs a shallow dirt-nap.

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy says to his wife, this time if year is exhausting, putting up the tree and decorations, sending out Christmas cards, shoppong for gifts, all that is so tiring. she says I am the one who did all that work. chauncy says I know but watching you do it wore me out.

[spiorad{RgR}]

chauncy should be very wary on  eating the next meal his wife makes!

[RAGNAR]

*Looks at my bond, blinks, and goes back out on the plains to live off the land.*

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy comes home and tells his wife he had seen her mum at the market and what she was wearing improved her looks considerably. his wife asks what was it she was wearing. he replies a mask.

[RAGNAR]

Calling hours to be determined.

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy comes home, his wife says been to that same old pub again eh? he says no, me and sean went to that new place, it just opened. she asks so how was it? he replied it was the nicest pub I have been thrown out of yet.