a little laugh :-)

[RAGNAR]

Sounds a might familiar... lol

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy asks his wife if they received and mail. she says just the neighbours annual Christmas newsletter. he replies why dont we ever do a newsletter. she says because to do a newsletter ine has to do something of interest. chauncy said well, your mother had her witch's warts removed doesnt that count as newsworthy?

[RAGNAR]

 

[MageNathaniel1]

as chauncy was coming home from the pub he was singing his off key rendition of rudolph the red nosed reindeer. as he enters the house his wife says well you amd rudolph have one thing in common, you both have red noses.

[RAGNAR]

OHHHHhhhhh..... wifey got run over by a reindeer..... flipping me shit upon return to home.....

[MageNathaniel1]

chaincy comes home after having a bit too much at the pub and spends 3 hours yelling at the snowman the kids build by his house to get out of the way until his wife looks out and yells why are you yelling at a snowman

[RAGNAR]

*Scratches head*

Intoxicated or sober, if something I thought was alive was in my yard and remained there after three minutes of yelling, I would have already shot it, cleaved it, or blown it to kingdom come.

I'm just funny that way.

[kemma]

-scratches Rag’s address off my Christmas caroling list - LOL

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy's wife comes home and says her sister and mother are with her. did you remember to put out snacks and drinks? chauncy has a bag if doritos and case of beer by him, and replies always but what are you lot going to have?

[RAGNAR]

I would have chosen a bit more elaborate last meal.

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy's wife made cherries jubilee for desert but when she tried to light it on fire it would not ignite. chauncy said that is the first thing wou have made that would not burn.

[RAGNAR]

Chauncy now models the latest in Cherries Jubilee suppositories.

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy had a bit too much Christmas spirit last night and decided to make a snowman. when he awoke he remembered making it but what he could not recall was where or how he had gotten the policeman's hat that was now on top of it.

[RAGNAR]

He should be free by Christmas 2022.

[MageNathaniel1]

promptly at midnight Dec 26, chauncy immediately took the Christmas decorations and tree down. hus wife said you do realize that doing that will not make this year end any faster dont you?