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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2985 on: December 31, 2020, 02:56:53 PM »
Leading cause of divorce is marriage. Guys... just enslave them instead!!!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2986 on: January 01, 2021, 11:43:09 AM »
chauncy made a new years resolution to order two drinks a day. the barkeep at the pub said he would be impressed if chauncy had not switched feom ordering by the pint to ordering pitchers.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2987 on: January 01, 2021, 05:02:51 PM »
Two drinks are two drinks.  ::)
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2988 on: January 02, 2021, 12:30:00 PM »
chauncy goes to the bank for a loan. he is informed that they prefer all bankong to be done online. he says how is a computer supposed to determine whether or not I am approved for a loan. they tap a couple buttons on the computer and say easy, the computer keeps printing out no no no no no.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2989 on: January 02, 2021, 01:25:35 PM »
See how the monitor fits the bank person's head as a hat. Use whatever force is required to make it fit.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2990 on: January 03, 2021, 10:37:57 AM »
chauncy's wife asks him to take a picture of her and her mum. as he is trying to focus, he asks his wife to move a little to the left, then tells his mother in law to move outside to improve the picture.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2991 on: January 03, 2021, 05:30:58 PM »
Bad choice. Should have used a telephoto lens and got the chick next door.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2992 on: January 04, 2021, 10:49:26 AM »
the barkeep gets a call and turns to chauncy and says its your wife. chauncy says tell her I just left. the barkeep says no, the call is for me, your wife juat came in and is behind you.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2993 on: January 04, 2021, 12:24:09 PM »
Order her a drink and tell her how hawt she looks, and wen she is lifting her drink excuse yourself for the head and then exit the back door.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2994 on: January 05, 2021, 09:30:21 AM »
the barkeep offers to sell chauncy a raffle ticket. chauncy asks what the prize is. the barkeep says a free year membership at a local gym. chaincy says dont you have something to wash somewhere?
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2995 on: January 05, 2021, 05:17:11 PM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2996 on: January 06, 2021, 09:30:23 AM »
chauncy's wife said do you remember a couple months ago when I had to visit my sister for a few days, you had a tesr in your eye but I told you I would be back before you knew it? chauncy replied that's why there was a tear in my eye.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2997 on: January 06, 2021, 05:18:09 PM »
His black eye will be gone in a week or so.
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« Reply #2998 on: January 07, 2021, 09:34:19 AM »
chauncy goes to the bank to request a loan, he puts the reason for the loan as home improvements which just happens to be the name of a horse running in a race later that day. unfortunately for chauncy,  the loan manager had already seen the race line up, loan denied.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2999 on: January 07, 2021, 04:52:12 PM »
Chauncy needs to go to the pub and pool resources with his drinking buddies to lay the bet. Smaller investment with potentially larger payoff.
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