a little laugh :-)

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy is getting ready to go to the pub. He cannot find his trousers and asks his wife what has become of them. she says they are all in the wash. I figured it was the only way to keep you in for an evening. a short time later chauncy walks in the pub. the barkeep says arent those pajamas you are wearing? chauncy says yes and dont ask just pour.

[RAGNAR]

Where there's a will... there's a way!!!

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy, being found guilty of consecutive drunk and disorderly charges was given a $100 fine  but when he asked if he could give the court an i.o.u another $50 was added for contempt of court.

[RAGNAR]

$50 is a bargain considering the amount of contempt for most courts.

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncys wife is trying a new lotion on her face. she tells him it us supposed to lift and firm. he says well there are a couppe other places on your body you should try it on too then.

[RAGNAR]

He is recovering from that little trip to the ER for an extraction of a personal nature.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke64

Q: What can you not smell unless it's broken
A: Wind

(*hides from Ragnar who loves to break wind a lot!*)

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy says to his wife you look exhausted from doing housework all day so no need for you to bother cooking tonight, go over to the local take away and bring us back something instead.

[RAGNAR]

#BadJoke64

Q: What can you not smell unless it's broken
A: Wind

(*hides from Ragnar who loves to break wind a lot!*)

LOL

[RAGNAR]

chauncy says to his wife you look exhausted from doing housework all day so no need for you to bother cooking tonight, go over to the local take away and bring us back something instead.

Seems logical to me.

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy and his wife are having a bit of a tiff. at one point she says to him all of your problems are right here and points to her head. chauncy says you know, I agree with you, all of my problems are in your head.

[RAGNAR]

Again, seems logical to me.

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncys wife is complaining that he kept her up all night moving about in the bed. he says well we could get twin beds instead of the one we have. she says no way, thats out. he says see you cannot sleep without me next to you. she says that has nothing to do with it, I just do not want to have to make two beds every morning.

[RAGNAR]

Banish her ass to the couch, then she still only has one bed to make in the morning. Problem solved.

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy and his wife are in the pub when they notice another couple begin arguing. she says wow they are so involved in their fight they just knocked over their pitcher of beer. chauncy looks upset, his wife says I see you do not like to see other couples fight either. chauncy says it is not that, it is the waste of all that beer that upset me.