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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3015 on: January 14, 2021, 05:31:34 PM »
Blasphemy!!!!!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3016 on: January 15, 2021, 09:52:07 AM »
chauncy was playing on the local soccer (aka football) team. the referee carded him to be sent iff the pitch. chauncy complained to the ref saying hey it was an accident that I ran into him. the ref says while he was running away from you?
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3017 on: January 15, 2021, 05:17:14 PM »
Is only soccer. Who cares. LOL
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3018 on: January 16, 2021, 08:23:18 AM »
chauncy is laying on the couch when someone knocks on the door. his wife asks him to see who it is. he replies, I cant, I just got comfortable. a moment later he answers the door but is completely soaked. his friend sean asks what happened. chauncy replies, I will never understand my wife, for no apparent reason she just dumped a mop bucket of water on me.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3019 on: January 16, 2021, 02:02:44 PM »
Just more for her to mop up.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3020 on: January 17, 2021, 11:02:43 AM »
chauncy walks into the pub and sees a small stage with microphones and a display system on it. he asks the barkeep what is going on. the keep says oh we are trying out karaoke night. are you familiar with it? chaincy says oh yes, kara meaning hurts and oke  meaning everyones ears.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3021 on: January 17, 2021, 05:26:30 PM »
Pretty much.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3022 on: January 18, 2021, 09:27:16 AM »
chauncy tells his wife how much he loves going to the hore races. Seeing the horses run, the sound as they speed by. She replies with the groan when the one you bet on loses every time.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3023 on: January 18, 2021, 05:40:22 PM »
Leave her ass at home to clean and cook night meal.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3024 on: January 19, 2021, 10:53:36 AM »
chauncy is about to leave the pub as sean comes in. sean says leaving so soon? chauncy replied, I thought I would go home early and surprise my wife. sean says too bad, I was going to buy you a pint. chauncy says on second thought, it is not good to shock someone of her age like that, now what was that about buying a pint?
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3025 on: January 19, 2021, 03:43:07 PM »
A considerate man.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3026 on: January 20, 2021, 09:24:35 AM »
chauncy is reading the want ads. his wife says you mean you are finally going to look for a job. chauncy says yes for you, I think you could do this one here....
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3027 on: January 20, 2021, 05:10:23 PM »
Again, quite considerate to assist her in such matters.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3028 on: January 21, 2021, 09:14:17 AM »
a new bloke walks into the pub and says to chauncy, I hear you are in charge ot the sports leagues around here, I would like to sign up, care to see what I can do? chauncy says sure, lets start with seeing how well you buy me a pint or two.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3029 on: January 21, 2021, 03:11:15 PM »
Seems a good way to break the ice to me. It may be thick ice, so he better have some cash.
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