a little laugh :-)

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy, his wife, and her mum are getting set up for a yard sale. as they finish chauncy places one last sign up, for sale no offer refused and sets it suspiciously next to his mother in law.

[RAGNAR]

Just don't expect many offers...

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy is in the pub and reads his horoscope saying it says here today a generous barkeep will give you a refill on the house. the barkeep says too bad that is yesterday's horoscooe you are reading and you were not here yesterday.

[RAGNAR]

Barkeep owes him in my book.

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy tells his wife to pack up, he is putting the house up for sale he has found the ideal house for them. Sure it is a little smaller than this house but the location is perfect. She says where is this ideal house. He says right between the pool hall and the pub.

[RAGNAR]

Works for them both. He can live a life of bliss, and she need not see him so often. Win/win in my book.

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy's wife asks him if he likes dimples. he says how do you mean? she says you know when you smile, those little indentations in your cheeks. he says oh, I suppose I do why? she says good, because I just put a dimple in the fender of your car.

[RAGNAR]

Dimple her skull to match.

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy's wife it getting ready to make dinner. he gets out a pair of headphones. she asks what are those for. he says for when your cooking sets off the smoke detector.

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncys wife asks if he would mind having a barbeque for dinner. he replies sorry the forecast is calling for storms can't you just burn something inside?

[RAGNAR]

Chauncy just unknowingly burned himself.

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy's wife is yelling at him for coming home late feom the pub. he says what do you mean late, it is only 2 am? she says yes, 2 am monday, you left saturday afternoon.

[RAGNAR]

He made it home before Monday work day started.

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy is watching the telly. his wife asks how much longer is the show he is watching. he says oh about 139. she says 139 what minutes? he says no, episodes.

[RAGNAR]

Isn't there something she should be cleaning?