a little laugh :-)

[MageNathaniel1]

sean and chauncy are in the pub when sean has to use the loo. as he gets up, he aska chauncy to watch his pint. upon returning both chauncy and the pint are gone.

[RAGNAR]

He is watching it.

[MageNathaniel1]

a woman walks into the pub being smartly dressed, she immediately appeared to be out of place. she walks to the barkeep ans say she is doing a report on the pub for a local paper and would like to interview the pub's number one customer. the barkeep points to the floor next to the bar and says that would be chauncy you would want to soeak to but may want to wait until he comes to.

[RAGNAR]

Tells me they don't water down the drinks!!!!! 

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy comes hime at 3am looking scruffy and a right mess. his wife looks at him and says you look like you were thrown backwards out the pub window. chauncy says actually it was forward.

[RAGNAR]

At least it wasn't a boring night!!!!!

[MageNathaniel1]

someone said to chauncy the way you live your life is apalling, what will you say to the grimm reaper when he comes for you? sean said probably something like can I borrow $20 from you?

[RAGNAR]

Heh heh...

"Pass the mead. SKAL!!!!!"

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy wakes up feeling ill. he says to his wife I must have had a bad pint last night. she says could you tell which one of the 12 you had was the bad one?

[RAGNAR]

Only twelve? That was just priming the pump.

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy's doctor tell him he needs more fruit in his diet. so he goes to the pub and orders a pint of hard cider.

[RAGNAR]

Okies, and?

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy's wife says you are not really going to finish that pint are you? he says why not it is half finished. she says to me it looks half started and you are all done.

[RAGNAR]

Tell her to go clean something and earn her keep.

Damn mouthy kajira...

[MageNathaniel1]

the sergeant is training a new rookie as they walk the beat, the sergeant says now remember everyone is innocent until proven guilty, with the exception of chauncy.