a little laugh :-)

[RAGNAR]

 

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy's wife returns from the market carrying the groceries. she calls out to him to open the door as it is raining and she cannot get to her keys as ahe is holding the bags. as she is yelling, the dog barks at the back door to be let in. chauncy lets the dog in first then goes to let his wife in. she says what took so long it is raining out there. chauncy said I had to let the dog in didnt I. she says and you let the dog in before you let me in? he says of course because I knew he would stop barking as soon as he was let in unlike you.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke69

Q: What did the owl say tot he shrink?
A: Who Who Who am I?

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke70

Q: How many Sith Lords does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They like being in the dark

[RAGNAR]

*Facepalms chuckling*

[MageNathaniel1]

the officer is bringing chauncy in to the jail. the sergeant asks what is he in for this time? the officer says he was sining at the top of his lungs so disturbing the peace. the sergeant replies singing loudly does not seem like it is that big of a deal, give him a warning ans send him off. the officer says, ok but he was outside your house and woke up your wife who was not happy not to mention your new baby. the sergeant says lock him up

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke71

Q: Why did the apple cross the road?
A: To get to the other cider

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke72

Q: What did the pirate say when he sat on a cold toilet seat?
A: Shrivel me timbers!

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke73

Q: What do you call a cold crocodile?
A: a refrigergator

[RAGNAR]

 

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy runs oast his wife headed toward the door. she asks where he is headed. he replies to a job interview and darts iff. she looks at the paper he had been reading to find out what sort if job has him in such a hurry and sees an advert for a taste tester at the local brewery for a new line of ale.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke72

Q: Why do astronauts use Linux?
A: Because they can't open Windoes in space!

[RAGNAR]

 

These made baby Thor cry.

[MageNathaniel1]

once again it us karaoke night at the pub. after 1 person went throught their 1st song, they said now I will sing the song that got me started in singing. chauncy said why dont you go elsewhere and oractice for a ling time and come back when you actually can sing.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke75

Q: Whaty is the tooth fairy's favorite dance?
A: The floss