a little laugh :-)

[RAGNAR]

 

[MageNathaniel1]

sean is flat on the floor of the pub looking a right mess. the barkeep says I told you not to touch that last pint, mainly necause it belonged to chauncy.

[RAGNAR]

Yup... never mess with another guy's drink. The penalty is excruciating pain and possibly death.

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy comes home from taking the dog to the vet. his wife asks so what dis the dr say. he says, the usual, showing signs of age, overweight, some atiffening of the joints evident. she says enough about you what did he say about the dog.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke76

Q: Why did the reptile block the road?
A: Because he was an alley-gator

[RAGNAR]

Uuuuugh...

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy wakes up on the couch and says how did I get home from the pub, I vaguely remember my key not working and having to climb in through the window and second when did we get a new couch and a doberman?

[RAGNAR]

Never a good sign.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke77 (#HairJoke)

Q: What do you call a peroxide thief?
A: Illelally Blonde

[RAGNAR]

Is that "Press" sign on your hat an advisory... or instructional? LOL

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy cones home at noon. his wife says where were you all night? he says I fell asleep in the loo at the pub, when I woje up, I found I had been locked in and had to wait for the keep to come open it at 10 today  she asked why didnt you call for help. he said what and ruin a perfect opportunity

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke78

Q: Why did the broth taste funny?
A: It was a laughingstock!

[RAGNAR]

 

[MageNathaniel1]

after his 4th round chauncy tells the barkeep he is stoopung at 4 for the night. the barkeep says which means you are out if money and no ine will lend you any right?

[RAGNAR]

Makes sense to me.