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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3105 on: February 20, 2021, 04:04:52 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3106 on: February 20, 2021, 01:44:53 PM »
*Facepalms*

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3107 on: February 20, 2021, 10:30:39 PM »
chauncy's wife is complaining that she has to work all day while he stays home yet she has to come home and clean now is that fair she asks? he says no, as you always wake me up from my nap with all that noise you make while cleaning

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3108 on: February 21, 2021, 05:11:18 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3109 on: February 21, 2021, 10:05:58 AM »
Heh heh...

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3110 on: February 21, 2021, 10:22:38 PM »
chayncy's wife is complaining about their expenses. she tells chauncy she spoke to her brother who happens to be a financial planner and he said it would help if chauncy stopped spending so much money at the pub. chauncy says well there is a simple solution, stop talking to your brother

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3111 on: February 22, 2021, 03:57:34 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3112 on: February 22, 2021, 10:37:49 AM »
Uuuugh....

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3113 on: February 22, 2021, 10:14:13 PM »
the barkeep is showing off his new coffee machine and asks chauncy what he would like, a latte, a cappuccino, or what. chauncy says a beer and lose that machine.

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3114 on: February 22, 2021, 11:38:23 PM »
SKAL!!!!!

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3115 on: February 23, 2021, 04:06:02 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3116 on: February 23, 2021, 05:33:41 PM »
*Groans*

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3117 on: February 23, 2021, 10:36:29 PM »
chauncy suts down at the table looks at the meal and says to his wife I see you made your specialty, fried fish with fire extinguisher foam sauce

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3118 on: February 24, 2021, 10:19:53 PM »
the local constable comes round to chauncys house and tells chauncy we are having the station house repainted, what colour would you like your usual cell painted?

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3119 on: February 24, 2021, 10:44:48 PM »
Heh heh...