Author Topic: a little laugh :-) (Read 579750 times)

MageNathaniel1 · « **Reply #3120 on:** February 25, 2021, 10:21:55 PM »

following a night at the pub, rather than go home, chauncy walks straight to the police station and demand to be put in a cell. the sgt says chauncy you usually avoid coming here what's your game tonight? chauncy say my mother in law arrived today and is staying for the week, now about that cell.

RAGNAR · « **Reply #3121 on:** February 26, 2021, 05:39:40 PM »

Seems logical to me.

Three hots and a cot... jailhouse booze... no utilities... free medical... required covid vaccine... climate controlled...
NO MOTHER IN LAW!!!!!

MageNathaniel1 · « **Reply #3122 on:** February 26, 2021, 10:52:30 PM »

chauncy walks into the pub. the keep seems quite happy to see him for a change. he says it has been dead here all night you are my 1st and so far only customer tonight. at least you are a good regular customer. he then says now we just need sean to show up to oay for your drinks so I can actually make some money

RickBulow74 · « **Reply #3123 on:** February 27, 2021, 01:36:16 PM »

#BadJoke83

Q: Why is it hard to play hide and seek with Pokemon?
A: Because they alweays Pikachu (Peek at you)

RAGNAR · « **Reply #3124 on:** February 27, 2021, 05:15:13 PM »

MageNathaniel1 · « **Reply #3125 on:** February 27, 2021, 10:32:59 PM »

chauncy's wife aska if he would like charred cod for dinner? he replied I presume that means you burned the fish again.

RAGNAR · « **Reply #3126 on:** February 28, 2021, 05:13:36 PM »

Time to order pizza.

MageNathaniel1 · « **Reply #3127 on:** February 28, 2021, 10:53:57 PM »

chauncy shows up at the pub with a sausage stuck in his nose. the barkeep asked what happened. chauncy said I told my wife tgere was no way I was going to eat the sausages she made gor dinner, they were burned and tasted horrible. the keep said what was her reply. chauncy pointed to the sausage stuck in his nose that was it.

RAGNAR · « **Reply #3128 on:** March 01, 2021, 09:43:16 AM »

Time to replace her with a newer model.

MageNathaniel1 · « **Reply #3129 on:** March 01, 2021, 10:58:09 PM »

the barkeep asks chauncy how his wife had hurt her back. chauncy said she was trying to move the couch ckoser to the telly and sprained her lower back so ,i had to get off the couch and move it myself

RickBulow74 · « **Reply #3130 on:** March 02, 2021, 04:05:18 AM »

#BadJoke84

Q: How does the banana get out of jail?
A: It wins on a peel (appeal)

RAGNAR · « **Reply #3131 on:** March 02, 2021, 04:34:56 AM »

Uuuuugh...

MageNathaniel1 · « **Reply #3132 on:** March 02, 2021, 11:00:59 PM »

chauncys wife is yelling about him coming home late. he says you know how it is you see domeone ypu have not seen in sges snd dpend time catching up. she says that would explain a couple hours laye not 3 days.

RickBulow74 · « **Reply #3133 on:** March 03, 2021, 06:57:43 AM »

#BadJoke85

Q: How many nannies does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Light bulbs don't wear diapers

RAGNAR · « **Reply #3134 on:** March 03, 2021, 05:18:07 PM »

Ship out Chauncy's wife and the nannies. Might get a buck and a quarter for the lot.

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