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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3180 on: March 19, 2021, 10:33:04 PM »
chauncy's wife comes home and aska him what he did all day. he replied I laid on the couch bored. she asks well if you were bored, why didnt you do the laundry? he replied I am never that bored

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3181 on: March 20, 2021, 06:44:45 PM »
Heh...

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3182 on: March 20, 2021, 10:36:12 PM »
chauncy comes home late from the pub as usual. his wife is standing at the doir waiting for him. she says every night we do this same routine, you come in late, I stand here waiting for you. now tomorrow I want this to change. vhauncy ssys ok tomorrow night you sit and wait.

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3183 on: March 21, 2021, 02:05:42 AM »
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« Reply #3184 on: March 21, 2021, 03:42:53 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3185 on: March 21, 2021, 05:59:40 PM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3186 on: March 21, 2021, 10:47:16 PM »
sean walks up to chauncy and asks if he wanted to go to the pub. chauncy replies that he us trying to cut back on drinking. sean says too bad I was going to buy. chauncy says on second thought I can cut down tomorrow lets go.

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3187 on: March 22, 2021, 03:52:08 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3188 on: March 22, 2021, 11:16:57 PM »
the police sgt goes to chauncy's cell to tell him his wife and her mum have come to bail him out. chauncy says could you tell them not to bother, it is safer for ne to stay here

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3189 on: March 23, 2021, 07:07:11 PM »
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« Reply #3190 on: March 23, 2021, 11:07:51 PM »
chauncy's wife tells him that he received an unvitation to his high school reunion and asks if he is going so he can see some of his old friends. he replies no, I still owe most of them money

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3191 on: March 24, 2021, 03:48:47 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3192 on: March 24, 2021, 05:46:48 PM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3193 on: March 24, 2021, 10:32:50 PM »
chauncy tells sean they should do something different today sean say you mean as opposed to going to the pub? chauncy says are you bonkers, of course we go to the pub but we should sit at a table instead of standing at the bsr.

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3194 on: March 25, 2021, 04:04:26 AM »
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