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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3240 on: April 13, 2021, 03:57:09 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3241 on: April 13, 2021, 06:05:37 PM »
*Pounds down six drinks*

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3242 on: April 13, 2021, 09:53:11 PM »
the constable finds chauncy laying on the walk in front of the pub and says ling night eh? chauncy replies not at all, just came out to watch the sunset. the constable says that is the sun rise

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3243 on: April 14, 2021, 03:52:01 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3244 on: April 14, 2021, 06:36:48 PM »
*Kills the bottle*

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3245 on: April 14, 2021, 06:58:02 PM »
thinks rags hands out at the same pub as chauncy

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3246 on: April 14, 2021, 09:17:45 PM »
chauncy and his wife enter the darts tourney at the pub. chauncy tells her do your best and aim at the board. she repiles I just hope I can get it to stay in the board.  she throws it and it goes straight through the window. he says next time I hope you can get it to stay in the pub

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3247 on: April 15, 2021, 03:57:12 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3248 on: April 15, 2021, 01:21:03 PM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3249 on: April 15, 2021, 06:56:15 PM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3250 on: April 15, 2021, 09:35:01 PM »
as the vonstable is hauling chauncy off yet again, he say you know chauncy, you spend half your night drinking and the other half getting into trouble. chauncy says your right, I need to change that, from now on I will just drink all night

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3251 on: April 16, 2021, 03:56:47 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3252 on: April 16, 2021, 06:28:53 PM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3253 on: April 16, 2021, 09:23:29 PM »
chauncy's wife say did you really need to compare the candles on my mum's birthday cake to a forest fire? he replies well it wasn't me thst called the fire dept to report a fire before they showed up to put it out.

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3254 on: April 17, 2021, 03:44:50 AM »
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