a little laugh :-)

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke119

Q: What did the kidney stone say to the old man?
A: Urine (You're in) trouble

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke120

Q: What is the difference between passing a kidney stone and giving birth?
A: After a kidney stone is passed, one doesn't say "Let's have another"

[RAGNAR]

*Slays the bartender*

[MageNathaniel1]

chaucy's wife sees him laying on the couch as she brings in the groceries and says I do not suupose you thought about helping me. he replies I did but as you are almost done, I thought you may as well finish.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke121

Q: Why can't you trust a softball pitcher?
A: They're underhanded

[RAGNAR]

*Gives the new bartended a bottle enema*

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy sees a number of constables one of whom is blocking the road he asks what is goi g on. the constable says there was a big fight and they are clearing the area. chauncy says just my luck to miss all the fun.

[RAGNAR]

I did not do it!!!!!   

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy's wife asks him what he has planned for the day. he says he has no plans. she says well, I need to head out but as you have no plans, the garden needs tending while I am gone. chauncy goes to the pub saying a woman does not understand the difference between having no plans and wanting something to do.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke122

Q: How many soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: I have no idea, but it would be a lot less if they could use their hands!

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy says to someone in the pub, when I was younger , I played sports, my friend said I was goid enough to go pro. she responds I find that hard to believe. he says what, that I was good enough to go pro? she say no, that you ever had a friend.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke123

Q: What did the DJ say to the vegetable farmer?
A: Lettuce (Let us) turn up the beat

[RAGNAR]

 

[MageNathaniel1]

while in court for fighting, the judge told chauncy if you feel you must try to bribe the witnesses, kindly do not do it in my courtroom, now put away your money and by the way, $10 is hardly worth offering to begin with

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke124

Q: Why did the lemur stop dating the sloth?
A: He didn't make a move