a little laugh :-)

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy applies for a loan at the local bank. the manager says I will go put your information in the computer and should have an electronic answer for you shortly. a couple hours later chauncy is still waiting. he flags down the manager and asks if there has been a decision yet. the manager says well, I really am not sure, I entered your information in the computer and it has not stopped laughing.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke129

Q: Why did the dandelion stop dating?
A: It kept getting blown off.

[RAGNAR]

*Groans*

[MageNathaniel1]

the bouncer will not allow chauncy into the new pub in town. chauncy becomes upset and says do you know who I am? the bouncer says yes and that is why you are not allowed in.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke130

Q: What do you call a big irish spider?
A: Paddy long legs!
 

[RAGNAR]

Heh...

[MageNathaniel1]

a floridt tells chauncy he should buy his wire some roses as they say I love you. he replies If I buy here roses she will say what did you do and how much us it going to cost us

[RAGNAR]

That sure sounds familiar.

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy is headed for the door when his wife stops him saying wsit, you promised you would go with me to my mum's tonight. which is more important to you going to the pub or ... she hears him slam the door and yells you could have at least listened long enough to hear the option.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke131

Q: Why was the DJ so good at baseball?
A: He knew how to get that extra bass

[MageNathaniel1]

as chauncy is about to get booted from the pub he says after all the money I have spent here you would throw me out?  the barkeep says who's money? chauncy says ok, sean's money but still ... as he is sent off

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke132

Q: Why did the moose go to the famly reunion?
A: To see its uncles and antlers

[RickBulow74]

So a gastroenterologist walks into a bar. The bartender says "I would offer you a booth, but I am sure you want a stool."

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy calls sean and says I need your help, my wife asked me to trim the hedge before she returns from the store. sean says so you want me to help you trim the hedge? chauncy says no, I want you to be my alibi in why I could not do it.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke133

Q: How do you know you are talking to an extraterrestrial?
A: Lots of probing questions