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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3300 on: May 03, 2021, 09:34:21 PM »
chauncy notices there is a special at the pub, blackened chicken, blackened fish or blackened steak. he asks the pubkeep what is ut cajun night? he replies no, the kichen caught fire.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3301 on: May 04, 2021, 03:54:19 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3302 on: May 04, 2021, 07:06:10 PM »



DOH!!!!!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3303 on: May 04, 2021, 08:59:35 PM »
the constable seed chsuncy crawling on the sidewalk and says looks like you have been drinking a bit early chauncy add that you are crawling the wrong way, your house us the other way. chaun y says who says I am going home and crawls into the pub
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3304 on: May 05, 2021, 04:24:14 AM »
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Q: Why do writers make so many mistakes?
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3305 on: May 05, 2021, 09:34:58 PM »
chauncy is laying on the couch and says well my afternoon is planned out, bit of do it youself, followed by cooking, then I will see what else is on the telly
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3306 on: May 06, 2021, 03:58:16 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3307 on: May 06, 2021, 08:27:44 PM »
chauncy asks his wife for $10. she says and just what have you done that I should give it to you? he replies I married you which by rights is worth far mor than $10   funeral services are being scheduled for next week
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3308 on: May 07, 2021, 04:24:03 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3309 on: May 07, 2021, 09:11:11 PM »
the bouncer tells chauncy he cannot enter as he is a troublemaker. chauncy says that is a rotten lie and I dare you to come out here and say that
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3310 on: May 08, 2021, 03:39:59 AM »
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Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3311 on: May 08, 2021, 06:40:29 PM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3312 on: May 08, 2021, 09:09:02 PM »
chauncy says to his wife there is a pattern and organization to betting on the horses, you have to have a set routine. she saus too bad in your case the routine is bet, lose, bet lose ....
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3313 on: May 09, 2021, 03:38:26 AM »
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Q: Why are zebras so bad at baseball?
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3314 on: May 09, 2021, 09:13:10 PM »
chauncy's wife says her mum is leaving her body to medical science when she dies. chauncy says good maybe after they anslyze her they will be able to tell us what species she really was.
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