a little laugh :-)

[RAGNAR]

LOL

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy and his wife are walking through an older area of town. he says remember when this was the busiest area of town and how I came here every day to seek work? she says only problem is you only went as far as the pub and stayed there

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke140

Q: How do you make a hankerchief dance?
A: You put a little boogie in it

[RAGNAR]

 

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy was asked how often he surprises his wife with a gift. he said that depends on if laundry counts as a gift.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke141

Q: Why could the python not cross the road?
A: He just swallowed the chicken

[RAGNAR]

 

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy says its the finale of the darts tourney at the pub tonight I can feel a good outcome. his wife says for you a good outcome means you did not get caught cheating

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke142

Q: What do polar bears eat at a barbecue?
A: Icebergers

[RAGNAR]

 

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy's wife says her mum is going to the beauty parlour. chauncy said did she pack a bag for a week's stay as it will take at least that long

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke143

Q: Why did the optometrist move to Mississippi?
A: Becaise it has the most i's

[kemma]

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy says I am off to the pub. he opens the door and it is pouring. he turns to his wife and says it is coming down too hard out there for me to venture out. she says thats ok, you can stay here and watch dancing with the stars with me. he says on second thought it is not raining that hard.

[RAGNAR]

Always to the limit and beyond!!!!!