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Offline MageNathaniel1

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3360 on: May 26, 2021, 07:28:39 PM »
chauncy and his wife are in the pub. she looks outside and says it is pouring rain out there. chauncy smiles. she says what are you smiling about. he says well I guess we will need ti wait the rain out here in the pub.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3361 on: May 27, 2021, 03:48:56 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3362 on: May 27, 2021, 08:12:10 PM »
sean tells the barkeep he thinks chauncy is in need of surgery. the barkeep asks what type of surgery. sean says to remove his wallet from his pocket so he can pay once in a while.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3363 on: May 28, 2021, 03:54:20 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3364 on: May 28, 2021, 03:55:05 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3365 on: May 28, 2021, 06:44:07 PM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3366 on: May 28, 2021, 09:13:16 PM »
the barkeep says chauncy you have been reading that same paper for an hour, whst are yo studying so closely, the football scores? chauncy replies I have other interests besides football you know. sean says right like the races.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3367 on: May 29, 2021, 03:46:50 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3368 on: May 29, 2021, 03:54:46 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3369 on: May 29, 2021, 09:20:28 PM »
chauncy was trying to chat up a woman and said I was just about yo go to the pub across the street care to join me. she said I know you are married so what about your wife? he said no bother there she does not fancy that pub.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3370 on: May 30, 2021, 03:42:41 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3371 on: May 30, 2021, 09:08:58 PM »
chauncys wife said her mum is going to the beauty salon  chauncy said did they send out for expert reinforcents gor the job
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3372 on: May 31, 2021, 03:57:55 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3373 on: May 31, 2021, 09:08:03 PM »
chauncy decided he was getting a little flabby and needed to do some sit ups to correct this.  five minutes later the paramedics are asking his wife just exactly how many sit ups did he do before throwing out his back? she said one.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3374 on: June 01, 2021, 04:48:55 AM »
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