a little laugh :-)

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy's wife comes home and says I have great news there is a part time opening at the company I work for. chauncy says but I would never see you if you took it as you work two jobs as is.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke161

Q: What do you call a grizzly without any teeth?
A: A gummy bear

[MageNathaniel1]

as his wife was serving dinner, chauncy said a horror writer could make a feature movie from seeing your cooking tonights would be entitled attack of the meatloaf monster.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke162

Q: Why do cats make the fluffiest omlettes?
A: Because they have the best whiskas

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke163

Q: Whast do you call a potato wearing glasses?
A: A spec-tater

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy's wife comes in with an entertainment guide saying it lists all the night spots and pubs in the area. chauncy looks at the list of pubs saying nope banned there, and there, owe that one too much money, banned there, faught too many times in that one. then hands the list back to her saying none of those will do sorry.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke164

Q: Why was everyone laughing at the farmer's outfit?
A: Because he was wearing a hardy harvest

[RAGNAR]

*Groans*

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy wrote his wife a poem roses are red violets are blue lets go out tonight the drinks are on you

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke165

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get upwind from the skunk. YUCK!

[MageNathaniel1]

the bar keep grabs chauncy's arm and starts pulling him toward the door. chauncy said I thought you went to a customer management class for barkeeps. he says I did. chauncy said so what did they teach you about handling customers. the barkeep sais for ones like you, karate.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke166

Q: Why do Marvel Comics fans like Taylor Swift?
A: Because she likes to sing about her ex-men

[RAGNAR]

 

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy tells his wife their neighbour told him he should help her around the house. she said so what are you going to do about it? he said, I am going to the pub to think about it over a few pints

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke167

Q: What kind of dog is best for business meetings?
A: A conference collie