a little laugh :-)

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke168

Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A: a Zzzz-Rex

[RAGNAR]

 

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy is telling his neighbour that his mother in law wanted to come over and help plant a tree in their garden chauncy said no need, I already dug a deep enough hole and have the tree but she insisted so, I told her she can help fertilize it. I just finushed planting it a moment ago. his neighbour said I dont see your mother in law shouldnt she be fertilizing it now. chauncy ssid she is, you are just not looking deep enough in the garden.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke169

Q: Why did the ghosts quit studying?
A: Because they were too ghoul for school

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke170

Q: What is the opposite of a croissant?
A: A happy uncle.

[MageNathaniel1]

after chauncy took a vicious hit playing football, the medics told him dont worry we will get to to the hospital right away. he replied never mind the hospital just get me to the nearest pub

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke171

Q: What did the math book tell the chemistry book?
A: You're lucky to have solutions. I'm full of problems

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy says he is headed to the pub. his wife says the market is next door to the pub isnt it? he says yes it is. she replies, we need a few items at the market, I made a list. he says great, when you finish the shopping pop into the pub and say hello.

[RickBulow74]

#BsdJoke172

Q: What was Bruce Wayne's favorote toy as a baby?
A: The Bat Mobile

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy enters the pub lookong exhausted. he aska the barkeep to give him a pint and downs it quickly. the keep says you drank that rather fast. chauncy says yes I have had an exhausting day, all that painting, house repair, and gardening and those are only 3 of the things my wife kept trying to get me to do all day.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke173

Q: Why would chiropractors make good comedians?
A: Because they like to crack people up

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy's wife says every day you di the same thing gamble then drink all night at the pub, you need to change your ways.  chauncy says ok starting tomorrow, I will drink then gamble

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke174

Q: Why didn't the zombie eat the mannequin?
A: It was a no-brainer

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy's wife tells chauncy dont forget my mum is coming over for dinner, she should be here in 10 minutes. he says dont worry  I did not forget, in fact my taxi to the pub should be here any minute now.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke175

Q: What happens when the gardener catches you stealing his flowers?
A: He'll beat the plants of you