a little laugh :-)

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy enters the pub and announces he just won at the track on a 100 to 1 horse. he is musing how to spend his winnings as the barkeep hands him his ious and says start with paying your tab here.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke176

Q: What did the ninja dog win at the Westminster dog contest?
A: Best in no-show

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy's wife said are you going to lie on the couch like that all day? chauncy said of course not, I will have to turn over onto my other side sooner or later.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke177

Q: Why didn't the blueberry participate in any of the sports drafts?
A: Because it didn't want to be picked

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy tells his wife lets just stay in tonight and watch a movie on the telly. she says translation, you have been banned from the pub again havent you?

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke178

Q: Why can't you have a concert at the poultry farm?
A: The chickens won't stop yelling "Free Bird!"

[MageNathaniel1]

the bouncer at the new pub in town, having heard about chauncy, made him promise to behave if he allowed him to enter. chauncy promised he would behave himself and was allowed in. a short time later, a fight broke out with chauncy in the middle of it. the bouncer said, I thought you said you would behave in here. chauncy said I did behave we just have a different meaning of behave.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke179

Q: What type of platypus has blue blood?
A: an aristocrastypus

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy read an article and says what is all this stuff about bitcoin  that is like imaginary money its not even real. the bar keep says so it is sort of like how you plan to pay your ious then

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke180

Q: What do you call a dirty Powerpoint presentation?
A: Mudslides!

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy is chatting with a newbie to the pub and says, you know, I was in the secret service before I got married. the newbie says I find that hard to believe. chauncy says what that I was in the secret service? the newbie says no, that you found someone to marry you.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke181

Q: What do you call a seasick turkey?
A: A wobble gobble

[MageNathaniel1]

two constables are talking one says, I love the unpredictability of our job. Then they saw chauncy fighting by the pub. The constsble said then again, some things are always the same.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke182

Q: Why did six want a rematch to five and seven?
A: Because it wanted to even the odds!

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy wakes up, looks at the clock and says I nerd to get up, I am late for my midmorning nap on the couch