a little laugh :-)

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke183

Q: Why does Hamlet take too long in the bathroom?
A: Because he can't decide whether to pee or not to pee

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy has had one too many and is on the ground by the pub. a constable sees him and says you need to accompany me to the station. chauncy says as long as you have been working there I would thing you could find it by yourself.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke184

Q: How do cats celebrate autumn?\
A: With a pumpkin mice latte

[RAGNAR]

Goes in search of booze to dull the pain.

[MageNathaniel1]

sean says to the barkeep it looks like chauncy and that bloke are about to fight, what are you going to do about it? the barkeep says what else, bet $5 on chauncy

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy's wife comes home and sees the living room a mess with chauncy laying on the couch. she says why didn't you clean up this mess? he replies I thought about it but it might have shocked you and such excitement is not good gor women of your age.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke185

Q: What is it called when you wake up thinking it is a workday but find out it is the weekend?
A: Satur-YAY

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke186

Q: What do you call a dog magician?
A: a labracadabrador

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy sits down next to sean at the game and says I see the stadium has made the walls higher to prevent people from climbing over them to get in for free. sean says so you mean you finally paid to see a game. chauncy says no way, the workmen left a ladder by the building next door.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke187

Q: What did the tortoise say to his lover?
A: I turtlely love you

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy's wife said you spend more time at that pub than you do with me, now which of us do you love more?  20 muinutes later she says well? he says don't rush me I am thinking

[RickBulow74]

BadJoke188

Q: How many siblings does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. By the time they stop fighting, you will have already finished changing it!

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy sees the worst karaoke singer at the pub looking very down and asks him what was wrong. He replies in a whisper, my doctor said I have laryngitis, I cannot sing. chauncy says I know you cant sing but what about the laryngitis?

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke189

Q: Where does the rat go when he has a toothache?
A: To the rodentist

[MageNathaniel1]

the karaoke singer boasts that he has a fan club. chauncy says not counting family how many people are in it? he says mind your own business chauncy. chauncy say as I thought none.