a little laugh :-)

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke190

Q: How do you get a barber to cross the road?
A: Just yell "Comb over here!"

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke191

Q: Why do zombies like autumn?
A: Becauase everyone has pumpkin spice on the brain

[RAGNAR]

Groans

[Siri Eirikesdottir]

This is kinda sick but funny:  I think

     when you get cremated  have your family put you in a hour glass.. that way when they  play games you will still be apart of the family and in that game as well..

 ok I will leave now  lol

[MageNathaniel1]

a news report comes on the telly about an esrthquake in a neighbouring town. chauncy asks his wife isnt your mother staying in that area? better check to see if she fell down earlier.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke192

Q: Why do owls turn their cell phones off at night?
A: So they don't get hooty calls

[RAGNAR]

 

[MageNathaniel1]

sean walks by the pub and notices it is closed. he rings up the keep asking why they are closes. the keep says chauncy is sick and cannot come tonight so it would not be worth me opening without him here.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke193

Q: Why did the trombone cross the road?
A: To get to the other slides -- womp womp womp

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy goes to sean's house to get him to go to the pub with him. sean says I will be there in a moment, I am just setting up a bookcase. chauncy says when did you get a book?

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke194

Q: Why didn't the greens cross the road?
A: Because they didn't want to end up as road kale

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke195

Q: Whgy was the peach so mean?
A: Becsuse it had a heart of stone.

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy's wife comes home, sees him napping on the couch and says if you did not sleep all day, imagine the things you could do around here. chauncy says it was the thinking about it that wore me out causing me to need the nap.

[RAGNAR]

Exactly how that works.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke196

Q: What do you call an elephant on hockey skates?
A: an icebreaker!