a little laugh :-)

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke197

Q: Why do pirates make such great singers?
A: Because they love to hit the high C's

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy says he is going to the pub. his wife says ok, but dont get drunk, dont get into any fights, and dont get arrested. he says with those type of rules, I may as well stay home

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke198

Q: What did the underwear say to the poop?
A: Here's looking at you, skid!

[MageNathaniel1]

as the constable is leading chauncy away  chauncy says you cannot arrest me I know my rights. the constable replies yes but it is your wrongs I am arresting you for.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke199

Q: How can you tell when two fireworks are in love?
A: Sparks fly

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke200

Q: What did one bird say to the other when they were going south for the winter?
A: All this flying is giving me a migrate headache!

[MageNathaniel1]

during karaoke night someone sang a song ashes to ashes, chauncy said to his wife, hey  he is singing about your cooking

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke201

Q: What do you call a herd of cows flying to Omaha?
A: Steaks on a plane

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy is reading his horoscope and says, this says I will find the love of my life this week. he turns to the pub keep and asks is there a new beer coming out this week?

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke202

Q: How is duct tape like the Force?
A: It has a light side, a dark side, and it binds the galaxy together.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke203

Q: Why couldn't the cat resist opening Pandora's box?
A: Because it was cardboard

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy comes home and tells his wife he had seen her mum in the pub and that she has laryngitis. his wife says so she cant talk at all then? he says not a word but she managed to insult me the whole nigjt in mime and hand gestures

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke204

Q: Why did the loemur stop dating the sloth?
A: Because it did not make a move

[MageNathaniel1]

as chauncy and sean leave the pub they run into a bloke who says he is looking for the pub that is having karaoke night. chauncy says you are the only one actually looking for it but it is right in there

[RAGNAR]

Heh...