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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3465 on: July 08, 2021, 03:52:17 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3466 on: July 08, 2021, 07:14:59 PM »
sean asks chauncy why he is wearing knee pads. chauncy said so I wont scrape my knees crawling home from the pub
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3467 on: July 09, 2021, 03:54:04 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3468 on: July 09, 2021, 07:28:21 PM »
chauncy tells his eife that there is a scientific method to horse betting and there must be a routine yo it. she said yo bad yours is bet lose, bet lose, bet lose
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3469 on: July 10, 2021, 08:19:55 PM »
chauncy says I do not get why my wife got so upset with me, all I did was suggest we dine al fesco last night. sean says where did you take her? he says to the finest hot dog stand in the area.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3470 on: July 11, 2021, 07:33:53 PM »
chauncy is talking about how his friends aee getting into exercise one went from the couch to running 5ks, another from couch to jogging, but chauncy goes from couch to pub
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3471 on: July 12, 2021, 08:13:53 PM »
the bank manager tells chauncy, yes, we do issue home improvement loans but a moving aidewalk from your house to the pub does not qualify as a home improvement.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3472 on: July 13, 2021, 07:31:43 PM »
chauncys wife considers playing monopoly against him is too much like real life, he always ends up owing everyone momey and constantly going to jail.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3473 on: July 14, 2021, 07:00:42 PM »
the keep tells chauncy it is closing time and he needs to leave. chauncy says where can I go? the keep says it is 2 am how about home. chauncy says I suppose I could do with an early night, why not.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3474 on: July 15, 2021, 07:49:41 PM »
the bank mamager says ok chauncy, we will enter your information into the computer for your loan approval and wait for a response.  The manager returns and says, I did not know computers knew such foul language when denying a loan.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3475 on: July 16, 2021, 03:05:57 PM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3476 on: July 16, 2021, 06:38:36 PM »
the constable complains to the sergeant that he was told joining the force meant something new and exciting each day but so far all he has spent his time doing is arresting chauncy for public intox.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3477 on: July 17, 2021, 07:39:55 PM »
sean asks chauncy how his driving lesson went. chauncy said he throught the instructor was too fussy. sean replied well, you did take off in the car before the instructor was in it you know.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3478 on: July 18, 2021, 06:24:17 PM »
chauncy was asked what he would change if he won the lottery, he said nothing, no need to.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3479 on: July 19, 2021, 07:24:49 PM »
chauncy comes in, his wife is staring at him. he looks at his watch and says what are you on about it is only 10 o'clock. she says yes, AM.
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