a little laugh :-)

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chauncy runs accross a group collecting money for supporting the local animal shelter. they ask him for a donation. he says actually, I am on my way to support some animals right now. they say good for you. he says yes, I am on my way to the race track.

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sean is telling chauncy about a recent adventure he had when chauncy says he has to go. sean says off how you always have to go when my money runs out no matter the topic of discussion.

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sean is boasting about how many celebrities he has met and showing pictures of him standing by people like sprinsteen and seger trying to impress a girl. chauncy sees it and says oh, showing off pictures of yourself at the wax museum again?

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chauncy returns from the barber steamed. when asked whats wrong, he replies the barber asked if I wanted jiat one hair cut or all five of them.

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sean is chatting up a girl in the pub as chsuncy stands by. seans asks what brings her into the pub. she says she is recently single but if you two are examples of whats available, I am going back to my ex and leaves.

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chauncy gets chucked put of the pub. he yells how did it feel throwing put a drcent bloke. the bouncer replies I wouldnt know, I booted you out.

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sean complains to chauncy that they are stuck in a pattern, every might go to the pub and drink beer. sean says ok, how about tonight you switch to whisky.

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chauncy was asked why he has not found a job yet. his wife pops in and says because to chauncy there are only two types of job, ones he cannot do and ones he refuses to do.

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chauncy orders more pints than usual at the pub. the barkeep asks him why he is drinking so much. he says well my doctor told me I need to drink more as I was showing signs of dehydration. the keep says, I am not sure the doctor meant beer. chauncy says well what else is there?

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sean and chauncy enter the pub. sean saus there are those twins from school in here, it is still hard to tell them apart. chauncy says not for me, the ine glaring at me is the one I owe money to.

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Heh heh...

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chauncy and his wife are pondering going to the movies. she says there are 8 movies out at the local theatre, which ine would you prefer to sleep through?

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a politician running for office comes in the pub and begins his campaign promises, among which he says he will reduce the price of beer. sean says well that promise is lost on chauncy, he hasnt paid for a pint in years.

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sean enters the pub and says his wife told him they were to go to her mum's for dinner. he ssid he told her he was going to the pub. chsuncy said and how long before you have to get back home? sean said ten minutes.

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chauncy's lawyer is asking the judge for bail to be set. the judge asks if chauncy is a flight risk. as chaincy still had not sobered up, the lawyer said at present he is not even a walk risk.