a little laugh :-)

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke208

Q: What do cows like to watch on TV?
A: MOOO-vies

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke209

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole in one.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke210

Q: Why do people say “break a leg” when you go on stage?
A: Because every play has a cast.

[MageNathaniel1]

the local bully and chauncy get into a fight in the pub resulting in chauncy being thrown through the window. chauncy gets up and walks toward to door to go back in. sean says you are brave to go back in after that fight. chauncy says I have to, I left a pint on the counter less than half finished.

[RAGNAR]

I like Chauncy's style.

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy's wife says she is going to the mall with her mum as her mum wants to buy some material to make a dress. chauncy asks oh, how many acres of fabric is she buying?

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy sees an advert for a well paying job with decent hours and no set qualifications in the paper. he says now yo hide this from my wife before she tries to talk me into applying for it.

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy's wife says her mum is at the plastic surgery clinic for a face lift. chauncy says that explaims the three semi trucks I saw unloading supplies there earlier.

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy's wife is after him about repairing the fence and has been for some time. one dsy while she was out, he decides to do something about it, he buries his tools in the garden and tells her he cannot fix it as he list all the tools.

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy's wife begins vacuuming the house. chauncy says you know I do not like to see you working so hard like that, couldn't you wait to do that until I go to the pub?

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy yells upstairs to his wife that her mum is there for their girls night out. his wife yells back be down in a moment, just chat with her until I get there.  chauncy turns to her mum and asks so did you come by bus or broom?

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy comments on how the neighbourhood is changing all of the pubs are more upscale now. his wife says it just means you get to be thrown out of a better class of pub every night.

[RAGNAR]

Heh heh...

[MageNathaniel1]

chaincy's wife comes in and says her mum was injured in an accident. chaincy says did she fall off her broom again?

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy comes in and says we cannot afford to get the heater repaired but I bought some books on heater repair, we can burn them in the fireplace to stay warm.