a little laugh :-)

[MageNathaniel1]

the desk sergeant berates chauncy saying you waste your time getting drunk half the night and in trouble the other half. chauncy ssys you are right thst is a waste of time, I need to change that to drink 3/4 of the night and get in trouble 1/4 to allow more time for drinking.

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy gets up and tells his wife, I should have lnown better at my age. she says you mean you finally admit you drank too much? he replies, no, I should have known better than to try to get up this early.

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy's wife goes with him to the employment agency and tells him I will wait by this door for you, do not come back unless you find a job.  chauncy approaches the receptionist who asks him can I help you out? chaun y says yes, is there a back way out of here?

[MageNathaniel1]

the barkeep tells chauncy you have forced me to hire a bouncer. chauncy ask how he caused that. the keep says because you have put on too much weight for me to chuck you out by myself.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke211

Q: What do you do to a sad astronaut?
A: Give it some space

[MageNathaniel1]

sean meets chauncy at the pub and says I earned this outing tonight, I repainted the kitchen, cleared out the garden, and mowed the lawn. chauncy replies, I earned mine too as I had to change the batteries in the remote.

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy's wife tells him they are making a movie in town and hiring local residents for stand in roles, he should apply as he could get paid for just standing about. chauncy says if I have to stand, 9t is too much work, I will pass.

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy tells the barkeep he has had a rough day, polishing, dusting, laundry, vacuuming, how is a bloke to get any sleep while his wife has all that going on.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke212

Q: Why don't ants get sick?
A: They have antibodies!

[MageNathaniel1]

it is pouring rain out as chauncy's wife gets home. he calls out as she comes in dripping wet, that dinner is ready, could you pop over to the chinese take away and pick it up?

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke213

Q: What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
A: Reality.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke214

Q: How do you get in touch with Italian ghosts?
A: Use a Luigi Board

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy's wife is serving cherries jubilee but when she tries to light it, it will not ignite. chauncy says you mean there is something you made that wont catch fire?

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy asks a constable the time. the constable says it is midnight or as aome call it the witching hour. chauncy says you must have met my mother in law

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke215

Q: What animal needs oil?
A: A mouse because it squeaks.