a little laugh :-)

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke216

Q: Why are Teddy Bears never hungry?
A: Because they’re always stuffed.

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy and his wife are playing scrabble. she says if you do not want to play just say it. he says now why would you think I do not want to play? she says your fist words in the game were escape, pub, pint, and beer.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke217

Q: What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?
A: Attire!

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy comes home late from the pub. his wife asks why he is so late. he says I was watching the game and it went into overtime. she says that may be but it is 2 am. he says good thing they have lights for the players to see by when they play this late isn't it.

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy's wife comes home complaining that she has to work 40 hiurs a week then come and cook and clean while chauncy just lays about. chauncy says you know, I am glad you brought that up as I noticed you have been negoecting the gardening.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke218

Q: What do porcupines say when they kiss?
A: Ouch.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke219

Q: Which is the longest word in the dictionary?
A: “Smiles,” because there are miles between each “s.”

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke220

Q: How does a train eat?
A: It goes chew chew.

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy arrives home, his wife says you told me you'd be home early so I prepared a special dinner for us but, now it is nigh on 2a.m. and the dinner is ruined. chauncy says no worries, I will settle for a sandwich.

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy comes in and announces he picked up take away for dinner. his wife says you knew I was cooking tonight. chauncy says and that is why I brought take away.

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy tells sean he feels a close connection to the people of their town. sean says well it is no wonder considering you owe almost all of them money.

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy tells sean that his wife said give me one good reason I should not leave you, to whuch chaunce had replied well the laundy and garden will not tend themselves which apparently is not what she wanted to hear bases onnhis present appearance.

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy's wife comes in holding the day's paper and says I suppose you think this is funny? chauncy says what's this then? she says they paper is having a mustache competition and you entered my mother as a contestant.

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy comes home very late from the pub. his wife asks why are you so late tonight. he replies, I fell asleep in the back of the pub and got locked in by accident. she responded there is a phone there you know, you could have called for help. he said, are you daft? I would have missed a perfect opportuinty with all that beer if I would have done thhat.

[MageNathaniel1]

a salesman comes to chauncy's door and asks if he would like to hear about their new windows. chauncy said that depends on how evenly they break when you throw a salesman threw them. the salesman suddenly remembered another appointment and left.