a little laugh :-)

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 Chauncy enters the pub and seens a line of people at the pub. The keep says they are all waiting for you, you iwe them each at least one pint. Chauncy says ok, set them all up, I need to step into the gents for a moment. He slips into the loo, then out the window to head home.

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Chauncy's wife tells him her mum just got her licture taken at a local photographer's shop. Chauncy says we should see if we csn get a large copy of her picture. His wife says I am sure I can ask her for one but why do you want it, you are the last person I would think to ask. He saus we could hang it in the door to scare off salesmen.

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Chauncy enters and gives a perfwct explabation as to why he is late from getting home from the pub. He gets a response from the woman entering the room saying while that is a plausible explanation, there are 2 problems 1. Thus is not your house and 2. I am not your wife.

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Chauncy tells sean, I cannot believe they threw me out of the pub after all the money I have spent in there. Sean says all the money who spent? Chauncy says ok you spent but that is just a minor detail.

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Chauncy asks the loan officer what the difference between a secured and unsecured loan is. The loan officer says in your case none as you are not getting either.

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Chauncy is in the local nic (jail). The copper comes to tell him his barister (lawyer) has arrived. Chauncy says ah he's come to get me out has he? The copper says no, he said to tell you, you can stay where you are until you pay his bill for last time.

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Chauncy's wife returns home from work and is visibly exhausted. Chauncy says you look tired, let me help you tonight by suggesting whuch take away you should walk to and bring back for dinner.

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Chauncy goes outside and yells at his neighbours to keep the noise of their party down as it is 3 am and his wife needs to get up for work in four hours. The neighbour says oh, I am sorry, to make it up to you, come on in and have a drink at the party. Chauncy says why not, one night of no sleep will not hurt her.

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The keep asked chauncy why he looked so down. Chauncy said I bet on a horse that came in first place in the fourh race. The keep said you should be happy then. Chauncy said no, because he started in the first race.

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Chauncy's wife comes hone from work. Chauncy says your mum popped by twice today. His wife says what did she want? He replied, she probably wanted me to open the door.

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Chauncy is at the doctor. His wife is in the room with him as the doctor comes in and writes him a prescription then says take this three times a day with a meal. Chauncy says doc are you trying to kill me, I can't survive three of my wife's meals a day.

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The police see chauncy get chucked put of the pub. They know they cannot leave him there but do not have time to deal with him so decide to chuck him back in past a very confused bouncer who had never seen someone thrown into the pub before just out.

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Chauncy asks his wife what it is she just put on the table. She replies soup but I know you do not like it too watery. He replies that may be but it should at least be liquid.

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Chauncy sees his doctor. The doctor asks about his drinking. Chauncy says he is a moderate drinker. The doctor says well an occassional can have health benefits so ok. Chauncy comes home with 5 cases of beer and tells his wife his doctor prescribed it.

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It is closing time. The barkeep tosses chauncy out and locks the door. He turns around and sees chauncy standing at the bar and looks confused. Chauncy says you left a window open now how about a pint.