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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3585 on: October 15, 2021, 07:02:35 PM »
Chauncy wakes up holding his head and says I finally learned my lesson, never again. His wife says you mean you are going to stop drinking. He says no, just never again to drink an off brand like last night.
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« Reply #3586 on: October 16, 2021, 07:11:14 PM »
Chauncy's wife tells him she bought a 2 week booking at a beauty spa and resort for her mum for her birthday. Chauncy said only 2 weeks? They won't have even made a dent in that time would take at least a year.
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« Reply #3587 on: October 17, 2021, 05:41:15 PM »
The constable takes chauncy to the nic. The sgt sees him and says I am tired of seeing you here and this is a very busy night. Chauncy saus no problem, I will be happy to come back another time just have the constable drop me off back at the pub.
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« Reply #3588 on: October 18, 2021, 05:35:14 PM »
Chauncy's wife invites their pastor to dinner. When they are seated, the pastor asks if they would mind if he says grace before eating. Chauncy says given it is my wife's cooking, you will want to pray before, during, and after eating.
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« Reply #3589 on: October 19, 2021, 08:18:04 PM »
The sgt. comes to let Chauncy out of his cell and send him off. As he does so, he says off you go and I do not wsnt to see you here again. Chauncy replies then you need to retire early.
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« Reply #3590 on: October 20, 2021, 05:46:48 PM »
Chauncy has had too much to drink and can barely walk. He unknowingly walks up to a constable and asks if he can give him a ride. The constable agrees and takes Chauncy to the nic. In the cell, Chauncy yells I meant to my home not here.
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« Reply #3591 on: October 21, 2021, 06:15:30 PM »
A friend asked chauncy if he used any messenger apps. Chauncy said no, no one can loan you money or buy you a pint via a messenger spp.
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« Reply #3592 on: October 22, 2021, 06:38:29 PM »
Chauncy tells his wife that her mum must be in the beauty parlour again. She says and how could you tell? He replies I saw 3 of the employees come out screaming and calling for back up.
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« Reply #3593 on: October 23, 2021, 06:36:00 PM »
Chauncy tells the barkeep he loves the sound of the quitting time whistle at the local factory. The keep said yes it does make one proud of our industry. Chauncy says I suppose but it means Sean will be in soon to buy me a pint or two.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3594 on: October 24, 2021, 02:30:45 AM »
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Q: What do you call a French guy being mauled by a lion?

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« Reply #3595 on: October 24, 2021, 06:35:34 PM »
Chauncy's wife comes home from work. He offers to get her some tea. She immediately asks which is it, you want money, you broke something of mine, or you got in trouble again? He says the 1st one.
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« Reply #3596 on: October 25, 2021, 06:14:10 PM »
Sean asks Chauncy whay he does when he is coming in late, knowing his wife is waiting to yell at him by the door. Chauncy replies that's essy, I sneak in the back door and am upstairs and in bed while she keeps waiting downstairs.
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« Reply #3597 on: October 26, 2021, 06:21:23 PM »
When chauncy's wife cane home he told her that her mum had stopped by but could not stay, she said she had to fly. Chauncy then said and by the way one of our brooms is now missing.
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« Reply #3598 on: October 27, 2021, 06:16:35 PM »
As the constable was hauling chauncy off, chauncy said you know we have something in common. The constable replied and what might that be? Chauncy says at the end of the night, we both go to the nic. The constable says that may be but you stay there while I go home after.
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« Reply #3599 on: October 28, 2021, 05:09:29 PM »
Chauncy's wife tells him that she is buying her mum a new microwave for her birthday. Chauncy says why, did her witch's cauldron spring a leak?
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