a little laugh :-)

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy's mother in law says her dr told her much of her weight was fluid retention. Chauncy muttered more lije cake retention. She said I heard that.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke222

Q: What is the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when he hits the windshield
A: His ass

[MageNathaniel1]

Sean tells chauncyI was hoping you would repay that 20 I loaned you the other night. Chauncy says you are an optimist aren't you.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke223

Q: Why was the blanket arrested?
A:  Because he looked a little quilty

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy tells sean he cannot play in the darts tournament as his shoulder is still out from the last tourney. Sean's wife asks him how do you throw your shoulder out playing darts? Sean said by trying to throw the opposing player out of the pub window.

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy sees his friend shamus and asks if he would like to go to the pub for a pint and watch the game. Shamus says sure but I am a bit short so won't be able to buy my round. Chauncy says not to worry, I will ask sean instead.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke224

Q: Why was the volleyball team kicked out of the party?
A: They spiked the punch!

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy asks his wife to patch the knees area of his trousers. She says, again? He says well it is not my fault they wear out like that. She says yes it is, if you could come home from the pub on your feet, the knees of your trousers would not wear out.

[RickBulow74]

#Badjoke225

Q: Why do people in Athens hate waking up early?
A: Because Dawn is tough on Greece!

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke226

Q: What sound does a limping turkey make?
A: Wobble Wobble

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke227

Q: Why can't you own a sick eagle?
A: Because it's ill-eagle!

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke228

Q: What do you call a cat driving a taxi?
A: a tabby cabbie

[MageNathaniel1]

The marriage counselor suggested chauncy and his wife spend 20 minutes or so per evening talking about their day. Chauncy asks is it ok if I call from the pub to do so?

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke229

Q: What did the gamer say to her sweetheart?
A: You had me at Halo

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke230

Q: Why do Norwegian ships have barcodes on the side of them?
A: So they can… Scan Da Navy In